nowhereboy Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 since having the wing i seem to get left alone for some reason People probably think it's actually fast 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 since having the wing i seem to get left alone for some reason People probably think it's actually fast ^^ That or they think it's a low flying plane so best to avoid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) Dear Bellend In A Blue Audi S3, M6 Southbound near Lancaster @3:45pm Today, If I am in the outside lane and the car in front of me is only doing 2mph more than the three cars we're all passing, I can't go through them (see Physics about this), I can't pull out the way (there's a car on the left and a barrier on the right) and you are so close that I can't even slow down and drop back in. However much you want me to sit 2 inches off the car in front's bumper to "let them know", I won't. Not even when you're 1 inch from my bumper and I can smell last night's rentboy on your breath. So when I drop into the middle lane after overtaking the cars, to allow you to "burn off" in your super-amazing-hot-hatch-OMG-you're-so-cool-I-bet-all-the-15-year-old-boys-at-McDonald's-suck-you-off-every-night-behind-the-grease-bin-and-you-can-raz-anything-at the-lights-hot-hatch, IT IS TOTALLY ******* UNACCEPTABLE TO THEN SWERVE IN FRONT OF ME AND SLAM YOUR ANCHORS ON TO PROVE HOW BIG AND HARD YOU ARE, YOU MICRO-DICKED PIECE OF @*!#. I wasn't even the one slowing you down you moron, it was the car infront of me. That hand gesture I was making as you passed, was simply me saluting you're awesome driving and the international wave to come past and show us all how super fast you can drive in a straight line down a motorway. One day you'll do that and the person behind you will be driving a 3-ton volvo, tuning the radio, or changing the temperature, or reaching for a drink and they will go right through you and not even notice; you'll spend the rest of your days eating through a tube and being touched by a deranged night porter. Sorry about that everyone, some poor etiquette on the M6 today caused me to need to vent. Edited March 28, 2015 by SuperStu 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Good rant, needs more c-bombs, but otherwise a sterling effort. 8/10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Good rant, needs more c-bombs, but otherwise a sterling effort. 8/10 C bombs felt too far for taste a decency. I dropped the bits on jizz gargling too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilscorp Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) Best to use the omg my windscreen is sooo dirty I am just going to constantly spray to get that weird invisible mark off.... generally people up your tail pipes get the message and back off. I like to think of it as my james bond oil spray car trick, shame I don't have the machine guns too. Edited March 28, 2015 by evilscorp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veilside z Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 They are all tossers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 They are all tossers ... This is true, ....generally I find anyone I don't know usually is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEMAN Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 YEP..........had it once again, lots of fast accelerating up towards my rear end(oh err misses) some Dick thrashing the nuts of it.......and I thought what a total CXXT ! Bless these plebs, they become superman behind the wheel.....protected in there own personal space.....with there doors locked..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I just give them a little dab of left foot braking, while accelerating away from them. That concentrates their mind.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumpy000 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) I'm sorry here but I may make myself look a tool or this is summit I'm meant to know but...what's with the VXR n fabia comments? Edited March 29, 2015 by gumpy000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Old threads, basically some people decided that because they're quicker in a straight line, the Astra VXR and Fabia VRS are better than the 350Z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I'm pretty sure I've read on the VXR forums you need a stage 1 tuning for it to be faster 0-60 than a Zed, otherwise stock they are pretty equal in a straight line. Skoda VRS I'm sure is less as well stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Not when they're rolling. Nowt in it as stock, much quicker with a £200 remap. But let's not go there again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Real world performance can always be different to number specs, I'd like to find out myself one day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumpy000 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Oh I see! Well I won't be telling mate at work then who has a VXR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg90 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 i don't mind poor people in there cheap cars passing me gotta give them something to live for,it keeps the suicide rate down because if I had to drive a corsa or something similar I wud drive it off a cliff haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I quite fancy a Fabia VRS in green as a daily... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMT Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) Had a white Ibiza FR whatever there called up my back side yesterday. Was sitting behind it with plenty of space, it moved to the left, I accelerated forward next thing I know its right behind me and I can't see its bloody headlights its that close, whats the point? I just was overtaking its not an invitation lol.. Then it sat on my corner even when I was moving over for it...arrgh. Your always gonna get them... I do find it more so with modified Jap stuff however rather than VXR's, other hot hatches...mind you the Seat must have been feeling 'playful'.... Edited March 29, 2015 by AMT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilogikal1 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I quite fancy a Fabia VRS in green as a daily... You'd never cope with the increased performance. It'd throw you in a ditch before you got to work. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamdc2 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I don't understand some people who decide to just brake in front of you to prove a point. Is it really worth the risk on someones life just to be a billy bigtime?! Just received my stubby aerial from Tarmac, now I'm worried everyone will race me as I have even more mods! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Do you think that this might be a location thing? As it is very rare to have a car driving on my bumper. I do recall a while back an incident with a Beamer on my toes, driving aggressively, on some back roads but to tell the truth I was more impressed that he kept up with me than annoyed. I don't like to use my brakes, so perhaps that puts people off driving too close. I don't like driving too close to the car in front either (like my space!), I usually just hang back, get a clear view of the road and then overtake when there's room. What annoys me are the people who drive down the middle of the road or drive erratically as I overtake them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannybz Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 haha i get this too! it's a common thing for owning a zed then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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