Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31428072 Watch out folks.....this film is out tonight. Keep your vigilance, have metal cutters at the ready and wait for the calls of help LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Reminds me, I need to get down B&Q this weekend and stock up on chain, ropes and cable ties, ready for when the wife gets back from watching it. Im still not convinced she will appreciate me stalking her for a few days, getting her to sign some sex contract, tieing her up, beating the living daylights out of her & forcing myself on her. But hey ho thats what he does in the book and apparently women love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 What? I thought all the DIY stuff was because they were painting a 'special' room in his house. I presumed from the title they were debating the exact shade of grey (bit of a dull colour really...much prefer Azure Blue myself).......this film contains SEX???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Unless it guarantees me a good showing of clunge and nipple, I refuse to watch it. On a serious note, has any one read the books? Jo bought the first one on her kindle, so naturally I flicked through it too: We both agreed it's utter garbage. It's very poorly written, falls into the usual porn trap of trying to make genitals sound sexy without resorting to cuss words ('member'? Really?!), and the story just doesn't hold attention at all. She didn't bother with the sequels as it's unlikely they magically improved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 On a serious note, has any one read the books? Erm......yes (she says quietly, leaving the room quickly....never to return) Actually thought they were ok...no Shakespear but entertaining none the less, gave me a few ideas (decorating tips, etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 My wife read them and thought they were brilliant, so i had to read the 1st one to see what it was all about. I found it really hard going and probably one of the most disturbing books ive read. Basically the guy grooms the young inexperienced girl and abuses her. He tries to control every element of her life, from what she wears, what workouts she has to do to stay in the shape he wants her to be, which of her friends she can & cant see and even dictates what contraception she must take. She spends most of the book crying unable to talk to anyone as shes signed an NDA. When she tries on several occasions to leave, he stalks her and turns up wherever she is. He even buys the company she works for to keep an eye on her. The BDSM stuff is irrelevant really and very mild, the psychological brainwashing and stuff he makes & tries to make her do is the main thing. At least she didnt agree to the anal fisting he tried several times to get her to agree to. Im at a loss why any woman would like the idea of a bloke like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Money? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Money? As a single bloke who earns a decent living I can confirm that doesn't work... then again... I am ginger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Money? As a single bloke who earns a decent living I can confirm that doesn't work... then again... I am ginger. Ginger.....or Dark Copper? Ladies, we may have found our Mr Grey Oh, I'm on the wrong forum here.....this is a male zone LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Money? Yeah, thats probably why she made the guy a billionaire. Wouldnt have the same attraction if he was a bin man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Money? Yeah, thats probably why she made the guy a billionaire. Wouldnt have the same attraction if he was a bin man. Yes, it's the old Hollywood story of love & money & sex.....remember watching Indecent Proposal when I was a kid. No wonder we've all grown up so shallow.Still not long to go until Fast & Furious 7....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetpilot Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 My wife read them and thought they were brilliant, so i had to read the 1st one to see what it was all about. I found it really hard going and probably one of the most disturbing books ive read. Basically the guy grooms the young inexperienced girl and abuses her. He tries to control every element of her life, from what she wears, what workouts she has to do to stay in the shape he wants her to be, which of her friends she can & cant see and even dictates what contraception she must take. She spends most of the book crying unable to talk to anyone as shes signed an NDA. When she tries on several occasions to leave, he stalks her and turns up wherever she is. He even buys the company she works for to keep an eye on her. The BDSM stuff is irrelevant really and very mild, the psychological brainwashing and stuff he makes & tries to make her do is the main thing. At least she didnt agree to the anal fisting he tried several times to get her to agree to. Im at a loss why any woman would like the idea of a bloke like that. I remember when the book came out and a few normal girls (loosely used) i knew had read it and found it quite erotic, without being condescending, they kind of missed the point as it was exactly as your describe. They all liked the idea of a light bit of s&m, but they kind of skipped over the bit about being stalked, dominated and then having a master. However, there are obviously women that like that and guys also to be fair, its probably down to some deep rooted issue from their childhood. Power, not just money, is a mysterious thing, it does strange things to some women 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) Power, not just money, is a mysterious thing, it does strange things to some women No, it's not the power & money......we just like the idea of having an orgasm every time Read the 2nd book.....he ditches all the hard stuff and marries her. Happy ever after Or maybe not, as there was a 3rd book (can't remember what happened in that). Edited February 12, 2015 by Kraziekatz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Power, not just money, is a mysterious thing, it does strange things to some women No, it's not the power & money......we just like the idea of having an orgasm every time Read the 2nd book.....he ditches all the hard stuff and marries her. Happy ever after Or maybe not, as there was a 3rd book (can't remember what happened in that). And there, gentlemen, is the answer in a nutshell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 FREE ORGASMS. Absolutely no charge. Well that is if 12v doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Or 230v with some girls I've known... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 FREE ORGASMS. Absolutely no charge. Well that is if 12v doesn't count. 1.5v actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I've never read the books, I'll just stick to reading Razzle! (Well I say reading ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 FREE ORGASMS. Absolutely no charge. Well that is if 12v doesn't count. 1.5v actually Easly pleased. If 1.5v floats your boat. You'll have to try 12v it will blow your bloody doors off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Power, not just money, is a mysterious thing, it does strange things to some women No, it's not the power & money......we just like the idea of having an orgasm every time Or not as the case may be as im sure there was a scene where he gets really angry and jealous that one of her male friends phones her up (or something like that) whilst they are out for a meal, so he drags her off to a boathouse, forces himself upon her and says that its all about him and he wont let her have an orgasm as punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brillomaster Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 ^ what a charming fellow. clearly us men have been going about this romance business all wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Vix Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Power, not just money, is a mysterious thing, it does strange things to some women No, it's not the power & money......we just like the idea of having an orgasm every time Read the 2nd book.....he ditches all the hard stuff and marries her. Happy ever after Or maybe not, as there was a 3rd book (can't remember what happened in that). They have kids and she nearly dies in childbirth in the 3rd one. I vaguely remember a helicopter crash too but can't remember what one that was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I never thought of the 350Z as a hairdressers car... until 50 shades of grey was discussed on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveyboy11 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Guys shouldn't moan about this film, let the mrs go watch it and she'll be all fired up, perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Lady Porn..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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