StevoD Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hooray, we agree on something! EnD of the world Oh sh1te, I've not prepared my bunker. Flurk. Going round swear filters naughty naughty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hooray, we agree on something! EnD of the world Oh sh1te, I've not prepared my bunker. Flurk. Going round swear filters naughty naughty Spank me!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoD Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hooray, we agree on something! EnD of the world Oh sh1te, I've not prepared my bunker. Flurk. Going round swear filters naughty naughty Spank me!? Only if I can get a reeeeeewind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 You can put it on repeat blood but no rewind on the spankee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoD Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 You can put it on repeat blood but no rewind on the spankee. I'm not that young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah you are kitten x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoD Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Yeah you are kitten x Have heard you like the more fresher meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I do like meat but I tend to not eat so much red meat these days as it lays heavily on my colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamgdr Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Not technically a car but a Vauxhall Combo, no seat height or wheel adjustment so its impossible to turn the wheel without shuffling like a learner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Citroen AX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gareth29 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 A British Rail Morris Marina van (1.3 I think), just disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) Any Yugo I drove Yugo vans for a while. Yugo gave them to the company for peanuts so we would drive them around town as a sort of advertising. Terribly underpowered and apparently only had 3 main bearings on the crank to save money. That may be why they all died at under 60K on the clock. Worst car to drive for me was a Wartburg in East Germany. 3 cylinder, 2-stroke engine in a fibreglass/cardboard/metal mixture body and the dash and seats roughly bolted into place. Engine was rubbish unless it was in the powerband whereupon it went off like stink without warning, and with crap brakes and steering you somehow never felt it was actually you driving it. And these were the luxury cars of the time. The common folk had to make do with Trabants. Aint she a beauty? Edited December 20, 2014 by Toon Chris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy78 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Kia Picanto 1.1 - Had one as a hire car in Malta. It got stuck going up a single track hill in Gozo (Ran out of grip) and we had to reverse back over a mile before we could turn round. In fairness it was a fairly steep hill, but can't help thinking something better would have made it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 My old Defender 90 - they love to rust and in 18 months it cost me a clutch, alternator, steering box, radiator and a rain coat. I needed the coat for two reasons, first because the doors didn't seal properly, so rain got straight in. Second because in winter ice would form on the inside of the roof and when it finally got above zero in the cab, you'd get icy rain falling on you. It wasn't very secure either - I locked the keys in once - left them in the ignition - so I just unbolted the floor pan / driver footwell and reached in. Bloody loved that car actually. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilMH Posted December 21, 2014 Author Share Posted December 21, 2014 Moskvitch, Wartburg, Yugo, old Seats and Marinas - all very strong contenders Re the ancient Land Rovers - a mate of mine took me on a short trip into Cardiff town centre in one. He had to saw away at the steering wheel frantically just to keep us on a straight road at about 30mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Skoda 130LSE . My first company car. I knew the local AA chap on first name terms. What a piece of s***t. Handling was good in all fairness once you got it up to speed. Needless to say I only stayed with that company a year and moved jobs and got a proper car...........a Cavalier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytespc Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Ford Orion....company car but god it was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodyboarder81 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Suzuki jlx wide boy ,.... And i actually owned it !! The most gay thing I've ever owned .... Luckily I crashed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsexr Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I`m with the OP, its an FSO Polonez. Drove a 1 year old model back in the day (1988) with 13000 miles on the clock and it felt like 113000. People today dont know how lucky they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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