ioneabee Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 I'll start What's black and white, and has a red nose? Moo-dolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Sorry I don't know of any "best Christmas cracker jokes" as they're all rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 My best Christmas cracker joke was about 20 years ago when my son was little, I photocopied a £50 note about 10 times and put it in his cracker And yes I know it was technically counterfeiting and luckily he didn't call child line or I could have been in trouble.... was very funny though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 A few years back Paul McCartney bought his wife Heather a new artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn’t her main present, it was just a stocking filler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 I got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas, he has been going on about wanting it for months, no idea what he wants with an ex-box though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 A few years back Paul McCartney bought his wife Heather a new artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn’t her main present, it was just a stocking filler. I got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas, he has been going on about wanting it for months, no idea what he wants with an ex-box though Both of those are funnier than any joke I've ever had in a cracker. Oh & the £50 gag, ...his face must have been a picture Dave. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted December 14, 2014 Author Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) My best Christmas cracker joke was about 20 years ago when my son was little, I photocopied a £50 note about 10 times and put it in his cracker And yes I know it was technically counterfeiting and luckily he didn't call child line or I could have been in trouble.... was very funny though How to really spoil someones christmas :lol: Edited December 14, 2014 by ioneabee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 We had baby wookie instead of turkey last year, it was very nice but a little chewy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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