ioneabee Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 was in one of the female friendly clothes shops (shudder) waiting for the missus. I was sat on a bench and an equally p~ssed off husband comes and sits next to me - chat goes along the lines of...............bloody women.......and why don't more shops provide these bloke friendly seats etc, eventually (inevitably) the talk turns to cars - so he asks what I drive - to which I answer a "Nissan 370Z" - his reply "oh, I know, they've got one of those massive engines in haven't they, "yup" I reply, he then follows up - "one of those big 4x4's isn't it................" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 At least you punched him in the love sack? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Serves you right for talking to strangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Lol. Should of wound him up a bit and said "yeah they're great off road, google it when you get home". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 At least you punched him in the love sack? He was fairly tall..............but no gonads were harmed in the making of this conversation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatooandy67 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I think he was flirting with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 I think he was flirting with you. if he was - he ruined his chances with that comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 You were supposed to offer to take him outside and show him how comfy the pax seat was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) You were supposed to offer to take him outside and show him how comfy the pax seat was I'd have scared him sh@tless - SMD will vouch for that (maybe for the wrong reasons) Edited August 30, 2014 by ioneabee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limey Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Over here everyone thinks I drive a 350z LOLz, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 At least you punched him in the love sack? I just thought of the B52s with love shack changed to "love sack, baby love sack..... love sack, baby love sack woooooooooo! it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I once got "didn't know Nissan made "things" like that..!!! :scare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 You sure he had Mrs in the shop? With chat like that he might have just had poor luck on grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 yes - his Mrs was definately there - one of his comments was about his eldest daughter - going back to York for her final year in Uni - to which I responded, wow - thats an amazing coincedent as my son starts there this september - to which his wife pops over and says..............."she's not in York, she's in Hull" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Close enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilogikal1 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 yes - his Mrs was definately there - one of his comments was about his eldest daughter - going back to York for her final year in Uni - to which I responded, wow - thats an amazing coincedent as my son starts there this september - to which his wife pops over and says..............."she's not in York, she's in Hull" I trust you offered them both your condolences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Why are you sh*pping with the Mrs!!!! Surely you could've gotten out of it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 what - with my past history and Wales events - what do you reckon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Andrew was 6'2" before he was under the thumb 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Andrew was 6'2" before he was under the thumb Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 Andrew was 6'2" before he was under the thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Andrew was 6'2" before he was under the thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Andrew was 6'2" before he was under the thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Andrew was 6'2" before he was under the thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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