twobears Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Hopefully no-one saw me and Mr Twobears as we manoeuvred Mr Zedders into the narrow garage that comes with the flat because it probably looked as though we were auditioning for Mr Bean It was real teamwork as I successfully guided Mr Twobears into the narrow confines and then he put the roof down, took off his shoes, and clambered out. He was just too large to open the door and exit in the approved fashion. Being marginally (and I mean marginally) slimmer and more athletic I then jumped in, closed the roof and exited via the normal route whilst holding my breath and sucking my stomach in. What a palaver Still, at least he has a nice clean dry and comfy little house now and the bloody gardener can't spray dirt and leaves all over him with his blasted leaf blower this week. That man has no idea how lucky he was that I didn't forcefully insert the stupid machine into one of his orifices last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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