zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 So, two days ago, my day off, i just happen to look out of the window and gaze lovingly at my Zed when, i spy a woman reversing into the space in front of it. Now this space is about two car lengths. I decide to watch, just in case she uses my car as some sort of buffer...and low and behold, before i can scream 'STOP STOP STOPPPP' she reverses at about 5 mph into the front of it, pushing it back about 10 inches!! Fuming, i dash out and confront her saying 'do you realise youve just hit my car!!!'. 'no' she says!!! I said 'you must have known, you've just shunted my car back about a foot!!'...'No i didn't' she said. 'YOU DID!!' i said. Unfortunately i let out a 'FOR F SAKE i just saw you do it, dont lie, JESUSSS BE MORE CAREFUL!!!'. At this point she looked at me in a rather disgusted manner and stormed off, staring at me like i was a piece of dirt on her shoe!!...The irony is, is that surely, I should be looking at HER in the same manner after SHE'D JUST FLIPPIN' BLINKIN' HIT MY CARRRR!!!!!...AND THEN DENIED IT!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN TO DRIVE!!!! Anyway, surprisingly, do damage, but what a relaxed way to start your day off!! Rant over. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouthwash Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Report her for leaving the scene of an accident. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payco Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Did you leave your handbrake off ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 n Did you leave your handbrake off ? No, it was on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Bradders- Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 needs tightening then lol.. I would have waited for her to leave the scene, got my steering lock bat out the car and left a nice dent on her car. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Report her for leaving the scene of an accident. I did!! I also said she punched me in the face, throttled a passing old lady round the back of the head and attacked my cat with a taser. That should do it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 needs tightening then lol.. I would have waited for her to leave the scene, got my steering lock bat out the car and left a nice dent on her car. She wouldnt have noticed, there were a few!!...Although in hindsight!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAMLNJ Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Check for stress marks in the plastic of your bumper. Use a light to check it. Had the same sometime ago. I went mental at the women that did it to me. She did the same. I had a crap car at the time so when I saw her parked up again the high street I just did the same to her. She worked in an estate agents across the road and watched me use her car as a parking sensor. Seeing her face made my day. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrzed Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I would hunt her down like a dog - crime punishable by hanging or lethal injection at least Some people have no idea !!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Check for stress marks in the plastic of your bumper. Use a light to check it. Had the same sometime ago. I went mental at the women that did it to me. She did the same. I had a crap car at the time so when I saw her parked up again the high street I just did the same to her. She worked in an estate agents across the road and watched me use her car as a parking sensor. Seeing her face made my day. Yup im waiting for the stress marks to appear, although im getting it resprayed soon. Really winds me up though, we do everything to keep our zeds looking nice and some idiot who couldnt give a shite and cant park comes along and does something like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 I would hunt her down like a dog - crime punishable by hanging or lethal injection at least Some people have no idea !!!!!! Yup. What got me mad at her was the fact she denied even knowing she'd hit it!!!! Lying cow!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payco Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 careful, thats someones mum your talking about !!!... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 careful, thats someones mum your talking about !!!... Maybe they should teach their bleedin' mum how to reverse park!!!...and maybe respect other peoples hard earned property!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 careful, thats someones mum your talking about !!!... and zippypooz is someone son/brother/cousin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 What would she have done if i'd walked past her and lobbed a glass of red over her new dress and then denied doing it!! Probably would have punched me in the face!!...ok getting carried away but you get the point!! ha!! (grrr) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 If mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! That way you can show the car at a certain recorded time was struck - hey, thats quite a good invention right there! ssssssh don't mention it to anyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payco Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 zippypooz doesnt have a brother, is not anyones son or cousin. He was created from a pile of ash from an old cigarette.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 If mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! That way you can show the car at a certain recorded time was struck - hey, thats quite a good invention right there! ssssssh don't mention it to anyone! Thats not a bad point!! Actually what if mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! What do you recon? Remember, this was my idea!!Funnily enough, if i go to a car park, i always take a photo of the cars either side of me!! so that i have their number plates just in case!! sneaky eh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 zippypooz doesnt have a brother, is not anyones son or cousin. He was created from a pile of ash from an old cigarette.. But...but...but....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybp Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 If mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! That way you can show the car at a certain recorded time was struck - hey, thats quite a good invention right there! ssssssh don't mention it to anyone! Thats not a bad point!! Actually what if mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! What do you recon? Remember, this was my idea!!Funnily enough, if i go to a car park, i always take a photo of the cars either side of me!! so that i have their number plates just in case!! sneaky eh!! think you'll find most mobiles already have those sensor in them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Gutted for you but at least there's no real harm done. I remember not long after I'd got my Zed I was driving it home one day when a woman hit it. Came to a set of traffic lights and I was waiting behind her for the light to go green. I was quickly changing the radio station preset and when I looked up her car was just rolling backwards into mine. Managed half a toot on the horn before she bumped the front of my car. Luckily it was very slow speed and I've still got the number plate plinth so that took the hit. She did get out and apology so can't really be too mad at her ~ she even admitted I thought I put the hand brake on but didn't obviously. Shame the woman that hit your Zed wasn't so honest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipar69 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 My other half saw a girl using two cars as a sort of buffer while she parked her car in Richmond - some people don't seem to realise that other cars aren't supposed to be used in that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAMLNJ Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I park my car miles from anyone in a car park only to find ...yet again ...I'm phoning the dent remover. They are good at it though. I'm sure the law of physics , if I just didn't care it would be fine. I took my company car home tonight and left my zed at work....worried!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 If mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! That way you can show the car at a certain recorded time was struck - hey, thats quite a good invention right there! ssssssh don't mention it to anyone! Thats not a bad point!! Actually what if mobile phones can have sensors in them that show direction/movement etc we should be able to buy something that goes into the car! What do you recon? Remember, this was my idea!!Funnily enough, if i go to a car park, i always take a photo of the cars either side of me!! so that i have their number plates just in case!! sneaky eh!! think you'll find most mobiles already have those sensor in them Dont think she'd be able to use a mobile phone...especially THAT app!!...she cant even reverse!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 My other half saw a girl using two cars as a sort of buffer while she parked her car in Richmond - some people don't seem to realise that other cars aren't supposed to be used in that way! Unbelievable!!...actually its not is it!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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