ioneabee Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I get 3 common ones 1.why are you driving a crapy old datsun or 2. that looks fast - why are you driving it or (and this one pisses me off big time ) (I work for a local authority) 3. we're obviously paying you too much.............and then they want me to give them approval for whatever building related work they're doing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Finally, my father asked when I was selling the Zed. Apparently, now I have a Fiesta I don't need a 'silly car'. I love my Dad but he does try my patience sometimes. The most ridiculous thing is that he has always loved cars and I got dragged to watch various types of motor racing all through my childhood, whether I wanted to go or not, but he can't seem to fathom just how happy driving my 'silly car' makes me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Probably not the most stupid, but certainly the most annoying "Does your boyfriend know you've got his car?" Does he? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I get 3 common ones 1.why are you driving a crapy old datsun or 2. that looks fast - why are you driving it or (and this one pisses me off big time ) (I work for a local authority) 3. we're obviously paying you too much.............and then they want me to give them approval for whatever building related work they're doing 4. why is it poo coloured Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I get 3 common ones 1.why are you driving a crapy old datsun or 2. that looks fast - why are you driving it or (and this one pisses me off big time ) (I work for a local authority) 3. we're obviously paying you too much.............and then they want me to give them approval for whatever building related work they're doing 4. why is it poo coloured its definately dust coloured at the moment - parked near a building site last week, but far enough away I thought, until a JCB started up and started earth moving beside it - the dust was incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I get 3 common ones 1.why are you driving a crapy old datsun or 2. that looks fast - why are you driving it or (and this one pisses me off big time ) (I work for a local authority) 3. we're obviously paying you too much.............and then they want me to give them approval for whatever building related work they're doing 4. why is it poo coloured its definately dust coloured at the moment - parked near a building site last week, but far enough away I thought, until a JCB started up and started earth moving beside it - the dust was incredible Bugger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 What BMW is that i get at least once a week loool! You ask for that though because of those wheels & BMW centre caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I loved my neighbours comment (and one of the few times I managed a quick reparte) when I first changed the exhaust him - "what, what, (he was spluttering) have you done to it - its making my windows shake me - "you obviously need to change your windows then......." his face was a picture 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Vix Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Probably not the most stupid, but certainly the most annoying "Does your boyfriend know you've got his car?" Does he? Cheeky lol Funnily enough I've never been asked it driving his Pug 307 daily or the supra (which are both his) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desey Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 "I have a 350z as well. It's got a Nemsco spoiler" "I didn't care, and now i care less" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I was at a service station petrol station. A dodgy couple asked for a lift. Was never gonna say yes but politely replied "sorry......but no space for you inside" Looking p!$$ed off the bloke peers through the window and then giggled to his partner "f@ck me luv......he's only got 2 seats in there" He waved me off smiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14N Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Is that a glass roof ? I get asked this ("Panoramic"? Too) Must be a GM/Black roof/tinted rear window thing I was also walking back to my car on Sunday, it was parked near (but not too close) to the kerb and the guy I was following (not in that sense) was clearly having a good look at my Zed as he approached. As he got to the rear of the car he stepped out into the road to quite obviously look at the rear to see if he could see a badge that told him what it was! He'd obviously missed the 'Nissan' burger on the front bumper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Nearly cracked up whilst talking to the AA call centre organising my euro cover. Her- "What is the reg of the car you want euro cover for" Me- "OY......blah blah" Her- "a nissan 370z roadster" Me- " yup" Her- "very nice, now will you be towing a caravan or anything else with the car whilst away" Me- "pardon?......." Caravans!!? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Walking back to my car in West Quay, a couple were in front of me as we were exiting from the lifts to the carpark, I had parked in the first space near the doors . . Husband -" I bet the guy that drives that has a tiny penis" Wife - "you should get one then" Me - plips the remote to unlock, they both turn round to see me chuckling to my self Husband - looks very angrily at wife Wife - burst out laughing, wiggling her little pinky finger Husband - looks like he is going to die :lol: I also had someone in a M40 services ask me if they could take a picture of their son (about 4 yrs) standing in my boot . . . . . I politely declined, drove to the other side of the carpark, then went to get my coffee 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 When I had the VXR220: "Hi, nice looking car. Did you build it yourself?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnaby01 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Where do you put your dogs? Back in the house, they have a pick up for their trips out! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 not that it was a question but a stupid remark was "I've never seen a skyline like that before" my reply was "And you never will...... because it's a micra" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I was out cleaning my gleaming red VX220 and an american couple walked by and the guy in the thickest yank accent went 'hey man, nice ferrari' ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hensh65 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 This happened last night but forgot to put it up! Passing by a Celtic pub as they had a game on last night. Some steamer in the middle of the road gives me a wave, being in an orange car i thought best to wave back my glasgow friends will vouch for that. Turn back round and there is a red light. Guy comes up in the middle of the road, "awwiiiyytt mate, fancy geeing iz a lift doon the road?" A was going left so politely replied no. Aye you and your Lamborghini... i said its not a Lamborghini. "Wit iz it then!?" Green light,,,, felt best not reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davectr Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Not 350z related but still funny, went with mate and his girlfriend whilst at uni to a football match - was the first game she had ever been to - she was adamant she had read up on the rules and was confident she could contribute to the banter on the terraces...we were really supportive of her right up until when the teams ran out and she asks 'so who is the guy in black' This reminded me of one I heard many years ago. Going to a football match with my sister and brother in law, as we were walking up to stadium the floodlights came on, sister turned to my brother in law and asked "is it live?" 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Not 350z related but still funny, went with mate and his girlfriend whilst at uni to a football match - was the first game she had ever been to - she was adamant she had read up on the rules and was confident she could contribute to the banter on the terraces...we were really supportive of her right up until when the teams ran out and she asks 'so who is the guy in black' This reminded me of one I heard many years ago. Going to a football match with my sister and brother in law, as we were walking up to stadium the floodlights came on, sister turned to my brother in law and asked "is it live?" 😳 Took my son to football when he was 5 (20 years ago) and we watched the highlights of the week befores game on the 'jumbotron' screen that was newly installed. We had got there early as I wanted to avoid the crowds, when the highlights finished my son got up and put his coat on, I asked him why and he pointed at the screen and said it's finished he obviously thought we went to the ground just to watch the football on an even bigger screen. His face was a picture when the teams came out!!! Going with him this Saturday and taking my 5 year old godson, luckily I haven't been reported to childline for taking them to Spurs, could be classed as child abuse I'm sure 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 Not 350z related but still funny, went with mate and his girlfriend whilst at uni to a football match - was the first game she had ever been to - she was adamant she had read up on the rules and was confident she could contribute to the banter on the terraces...we were really supportive of her right up until when the teams ran out and she asks 'so who is the guy in black' This reminded me of one I heard many years ago. Going to a football match with my sister and brother in law, as we were walking up to stadium the floodlights came on, sister turned to my brother in law and asked "is it live?" í ½í¸³ Took my son to football when he was 5 (20 years ago) and we watched the highlights of the week befores game on the 'jumbotron' screen that was newly installed. We had got there early as I wanted to avoid the crowds, when the highlights finished my son got up and put his coat on, I asked him why and he pointed at the screen and said it's finished he obviously thought we went to the ground just to watch the football on an even bigger screen. His face was a picture when the teams came out!!! Going with him this Saturday and taking my 5 year old godson, luckily I haven't been reported to childline for taking them to Spurs, could be classed as child abuse I'm sure Classic..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Not 350z related but still funny, went with mate and his girlfriend whilst at uni to a football match - was the first game she had ever been to - she was adamant she had read up on the rules and was confident she could contribute to the banter on the terraces...we were really supportive of her right up until when the teams ran out and she asks 'so who is the guy in black' This reminded me of one I heard many years ago. Going to a football match with my sister and brother in law, as we were walking up to stadium the floodlights came on, sister turned to my brother in law and asked "is it live?" 😳 Took my son to football when he was 5 (20 years ago) and we watched the highlights of the week befores game on the 'jumbotron' screen that was newly installed. We had got there early as I wanted to avoid the crowds, when the highlights finished my son got up and put his coat on, I asked him why and he pointed at the screen and said it's finished he obviously thought we went to the ground just to watch the football on an even bigger screen. His face was a picture when the teams came out!!! Going with him this Saturday and taking my 5 year old godson, luckily I haven't been reported to childline for taking them to Spurs, could be classed as child abuse I'm sure Just misguided Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Years back in the office I worked in... Colleague: Hey Ng Me: Yeah? Colleague: I was wondering Me: Yeah? Colleague: At home, do you eat a lot of Chinese food? Me: Yeah, but I just call it food 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jp606 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Someone asked me if it was an Aston Martin the other day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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