Ebized Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 As a consultant this made me laugh, but then not being a computer wiz and years past being a yuppie, it wasn't me! A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?†Quote
Stew Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 I had the same thing with 'you are a Schlumberger Engineer' It makes sense if you are in the Oil and Gas industry... Quote
nixy Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Love it - shall I pass it on to the overpaid external consultant that's sat in the office across the hall right now? Quote
GC350z Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 An old one, a good one but a poorly updated one. Quote
Chris`I Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 I shall send that to the peeps at work when I'm back in the office Wednessday. Sure my manager will be impressed when he gets it on his Blackberry Quote
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