Zedrush Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Okay let me explain, last night had the wierdest freakin dream ever and it involved some of you lot. Had a dream that I was standing in a forest, Simba from the Lion King was there and he was crying over the death of his father Mouffassa. I found myself saying to him dont worry we will avenge your fathers death. I ask who done it, to which he replied Queen Sarnie, the meanest Hippo in all the lands, ruler of evil. To which I replied how does a Hippo fit in a Lambo? Simba looked at me and said its a convertable Anyway along we went on our journey to avenge his fathers death. On the way i noticed I had hooves for feet, but for a wierd reason I didnt seem bothered. along the way we stopped of at an internet cafe as I said just wanted to see if there were any recent posts on this site, simba said he will log in too, his username was Jacko I said you are Jacko, he said you are Zedrush I said yeh, i said lets have a butchers at your car, he said that he got his 350z stolen at a meet, Nixy the Flamingo seduced him and then before he knew it his car was gone. I said again man dont worry we will get it back. He said Nixy the Flamingo was Queen Sarnies Sister, I said how the hell does a hippo have a flamingo for a sister? The owner of the cafe a hairy tortoise asked us to hurry up as he wants to go home and watch hollyoaks as it starts at seven, I looked at his nametag and it said beavis, I said beavis its you!!! To which he booted me out the shop and said I told you before no dogs allowed As we continued our walk I saw a dog to which in my horror looked like it was getting Jiggy with a tree. Straight away I thought it must be stuey Anyhow continued walking until we saw the Hippo Sarnie, I asked Sarnie its Zedrush, he replied yeh and.. and I said why did you kill Mouffassa, to which he replied, he was slowing his car down and kept shedding his hair on his seats? I said that dont give you the right to take his life ! He said he smelt. On that note I said oh, now it all makes sense, and as I stood there Nixy jumped out with a flying kick screaming die Zedrush from a bush and I woke up in a cold sweat. I woke up this morning, straight ahead of me was a copy of the Jungle book dvd, picked up my phone and I had a missed call from Sarnie. Looked to the side of me my girlfriend was asleep snoring. What does this all mean? Is there something I should know? Is it a sign? Am I the only one who can avenge Simbas fathers death or should I just take a pasting from Nixy the flamingo????? Sorry thought id share this with you lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 You want to knock the cheese before bedtime on the head, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Are you on drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 Its freaken wierd thats all I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Are you on drugs? Cant be anything else. And damn strong ones as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P15UL T Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 damn i wish i could remember my dreams cause that sounds friken cool cant wait for the next chapter try some edam tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 You need psychiatric help! What a wierdo - oh except that bit about me jumping out and kicking you - that was pretty realistic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 You need psychiatric help! What a wierdo - oh except that bit about me jumping out and kicking you - that was pretty realistic! you say the nicest things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 And just when I thought we had scraped the barrel of weird topics clean, another gem pops out of its dark depths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 And just when I thought we had scraped the barrel of weird topics clean, another gem pops out of its dark depths. sorry about that mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyC Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Zedrush, you're without a doubt a touch cluck cluck jibber jibber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 WTF are you on dude????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 so am I the only one who has wierd dreams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 No but you are the only one to type them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 so you are saying Im a pioneer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 so you are saying Im a pioneer No, just a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I second that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickya Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 I thought you lot understood me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Sounds like you're on Larium! You been to West Africa lately in Malaria Mosquito land? Larium is the only expanation for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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