twobears Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 From the balcony of my third floor apartment I get a bird's eye view of the street below and I have congratulated myself many times on my decision to leave Mr Zed at home! Parking takes about three minutes normally. Step one - choose a space slightly, but not much, longer than your car. Step two - sidle wonkily into space Step three- inch forward until you touch the car in front Step four - inch backward until you touch the car behind Step five - lurch forward making sure you give the car in front a good jolt Step six - lurch backwards, bounce off car behind until you have virtually attached your bumper to car in front Step seven - check your mirror ... to make sure your hair hasn't come out of place due to your previous manoeuvres Step eight - get out of car, check the whiteness of your teeth in your wing mirror and proceed to shops/bar/ optician. Delete as applicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 pictures and/or video please .................or it was you describing your own parking abilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twobears Posted June 4, 2014 Author Share Posted June 4, 2014 I was too busy watching to get my phone out to video it, unfortunately Andy, it wasn't me! I'm not half that good at parking!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatooandy67 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Sounds like the car park at my local tesco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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