mouthwash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm out - Seeing Ian's post put me in a comber! Bubi! Ian's posts have the ability to teleport you? Comber (from Irish: An Comar, meaning "the confluence"[2]) is a small town in County Down, Northern Ireland. It lies 5 miles south of Newtownards, at the northern end of Strangford Lough. It is situated in the townland of Town Parks, the civil parish of Comber and the historic barony of Castlereagh Lower.[2] It had a population of 8,933 people in the 2001 Census. Comber is part of the Borough of Ards. It is also known for Comber Whiskey which was last distilled in 1953. A notable native was Thomas Andrews, the designer of the RMS Titanic and was among the many who went down with her. Well I never. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm out - Seeing Ian's post put me in a comber! Bubi! Ian's posts have the ability to teleport you? Comber (from Irish: An Comar, meaning "the confluence"[2]) is a small town in County Down, Northern Ireland. It lies 5 miles south of Newtownards, at the northern end of Strangford Lough. It is situated in the townland of Town Parks, the civil parish of Comber and the historic barony of Castlereagh Lower.[2] It had a population of 8,933 people in the 2001 Census. Comber is part of the Borough of Ards. It is also known for Comber Whiskey which was last distilled in 1953. A notable native was Thomas Andrews, the designer of the RMS Titanic and was among the many who went down with her. Well I never. :surrender: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouthwash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Also, contributing to this thread has allowed me to thrust my postcount above the 350 threshold. How do I initiate the procedure for the receiving of my free window sticker? Or does that rule even exist anymore, it's only taken me two years.... Edited April 23, 2014 by mouthwash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, contributing to this thread has allowed me to thrust my postcount above the 350 threshold. How do I initiate the procedure for the receiving of my free window sticker? Or does that rule even exist anymore, it's only taken me two years.... Yes it still exists, PM a Mod. Got mine from Mike I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350zedd Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 What's a banjo string? And where is it on my Zed? It's just a bit like the revometer in the 350z 0 - 6.5k RPM, anything in that zone is fine.. You accidentally down shift to a lower gear while hammering it and end up past that RPM, there isn't much hope for your banjo string. Mouthwash....Go and wash your mouth out! :lol: That's not the first time I've been told. I do feel pretty bad if the bloke is genuinely unaware of what the redline is but I mean come on, that's like not knowing what a banjo string is. Let's just hope he hasn't snapped his banjo string Just to keep on this point and not to make the guy feel bad but I went around the office, in the name of investigatory journalism, and asked several of the non car people what a redline is in car terms. They all knew. this is just a joke, I asked one bloke who doesn't like cars who said 'it's the thingy that stops you revving your engine thing past a certain point on the thingy in front of you For a minute then I thought you were going to ask them what a banjo string was OWWWWW painful!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 This tread continues and the OP hasn't posted for 4yrs ! Isn't a manual choke called strangling ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouthwash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'd imagine I'd get hauled into the bosses office pretty quick if I was wondering around asking people what a banjo string was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'd imagine I'd get hauled into the bosses office pretty quick if I was wondering around asking people what a banjo string was. Genuinely sat here laughing to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'd imagine I'd get hauled into the bosses office pretty quick if I was wondering around asking people what a banjo string was. Genuinely sat here laughing to myself Nothing new here then 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wtf is going on here, I hope you're all proud of yourselves! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) I'd imagine I'd get hauled into the bosses office pretty quick if I was wondering around asking people what a banjo string was. so....was dueling banjo's a gay tune ? Edited April 23, 2014 by GIXXERUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wtf is going on here, I hope you're all proud of yourselves! You're just upset you didn't get to join in these jokes sooner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wtf is going on here, I hope you're all proud of yourselves! You're just upset you didn't get to join in these jokes sooner! Perhaps a little but I do feel for the OP. way to break him in to the forum. On a side note a friend of mine broke his banjo when he was 15. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wtf is going on here, I hope you're all proud of yourselves! You're just upset you didn't get to join in these jokes sooner! Perhaps a little but I do feel for the OP. way to break him in to the forum. On a side note a friend of mine broke his banjo when he was 15. Ouch! Not many members can say one of there opening threads created a 5+ page post 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wtf is going on here, I hope you're all proud of yourselves! You're just upset you didn't get to join in these jokes sooner! Perhaps a little but I do feel for the OP. way to break him in to the forum. On a side note a friend of mine broke his banjo when he was 15. Ouch! Not many members can say one of there opening threads created a 5+ page post unless you buy a DE thinking its rev up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouthwash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Wtf is going on here, I hope you're all proud of yourselves! You're just upset you didn't get to join in these jokes sooner! Perhaps a little but I do feel for the OP. way to break him in to the forum. On a side note a friend of mine broke his banjo when he was 15. Ouch! Not many members can say one of there opening threads created a 5+ page post I do feel for the OP but I just hope he can see the funny side, I for one have not said anything in here maliciously trying to upset him. He's come on, asked something a bit daft and got a ribbing for it. If he just laughs it off he'll be golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14N Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) I genuinely didn't know what a banjo string was. So I googled it and opened the first page that was returned. It contained images. I'm using my smartphone. I'm on a packed train, full of commuters. I hate you all Edited April 23, 2014 by 14N 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I genuinely didn't know what a banjo string was. So I googled it and opened the first page that was returned. It contained images. I'm using my smartphone. I'm on a packed train, full of commuters. I hate you all Hahahaha Awesomesauce! Sent from my C6903 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouthwash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I genuinely didn't know what a banjo string was. So I googled it and opened the first page that was returned. It contained images. I'm using my smartphone. I'm on a packed train, full of commuters. I hate you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbeast35 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I genuinely didn't know what a banjo string was. So I googled it and opened the first page that was returned. It contained images. I'm using my smartphone. I'm on a packed train, full of commuters. I hate you all haha this whole thread has tickled me but this comment is just pure class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 All you Northern Boys should know what a Banjo is you got George Formby and that other plucker Billy Connelly..!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren350 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Where's the bloke gone?! We are all assholes!!! Hahaha Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Where's the bloke gone?! We are all assholes!!! Hahaha Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk Speak for yourself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I genuine did snap my banjo string once, back when I was 17 or 18 I think. I can promise you, women and childbirth have NOTHING on that kind of pain. Not much blood though, which was good I guess. Worst part is that it had just about healed up, and then I got engaged to the girl I was seeing at the time so of course we celebrated by having sneakytimes, and I tore it again but kinda had to continue! Oh, I laugh about it now. Wasn't so funny at the time, I can tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve916 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Oh how this thread has brought me the best laugh of the day You lot are all meanies, and I hope the OP is doing some research now. I especially hope he's researching the bit that says everybody is a P-taker on here, then he'll fit in better Carry on lads :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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