Sarnie Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 lol Trev Im dyslexic git ha ha Sorry dude - wouldn't have taken the pi$$ if I'd known. He's not dyslexic. Just stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 its ok Trev actually works in my favour I get an extra hour in my exams, Sarnie Im a mixed between dyslexic and stupid actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ming, I've been in trouble several times entering countrys for writing SCOTTISH on my forms. They always change it to British. The B45tards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ming, I've been in trouble several times entering countrys for writing SCOTTISH on my forms. They always change it to British. The B45tards! You should declare next time at the airport: "I am Stew Wallace. And I see a whole load of customs before me, here in defiance of my 350z! I have come to travel as a free man. And free man I am! What will I do without my 350z? Will I fight?" "Two thousand against one?" - (the 350z forum shouted.) "No! you will run like a chicken- and live!" "Yes!" Stew shouts back. "Fight and I may die. Run and I will live at least awhile. And dying in my bed many years from now, would I be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as a young man and tell my enemies that they may take my life but they will never take my 350z!" On that note Stew legs it with a haggis in one hand and a beer in the other as he gets jumped on by 10 customs security guys, with his arms tied behind his back he is escorted to prison, where he is forced to act as a test crash dummy for honda cars.... and memories of Stew Wallace will echo amongst us 350z owners, as the heroic Scotsman who fought for his belief, backed out and never got to finish of his haggis. Long live Stew Wallace That would be awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I have had the escorted to prison bit a couple of times with machine guns poked in my back! Mmmmm Haggis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I have had the escorted to prison bit a couple of times with machine guns poked in my back! Mmmmm Haggis! what is haggis, is it just beef or is it part of the body that I dont wanna know about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 It's animal stomach lining with animal eyebrows and goolies in it mashed up! Mmm lovely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 It's animal stomach lining with animal eyebrows and goolies in it mashed up! Mmm lovely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Very tasty though with a nice single malt over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Not anymore. It's otmeal mixed with animal. It's awesome with neeps and tatties (that's turnips and potato, both mashed!) Honestly, you have to try it! It is good - especially mcsweens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 I like your square sausage as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Thats more of a south Scotland thing but it is kinda tasty. It's easier to fit in a softie (bun) too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I like kilts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 You like anything in a skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Good man! You should wear a ilt for a cage rage thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I would if I had Scottish in me, I got every other nationality but that, not fair Yep Trev any womanin a skirt will do including this one: That is wifey material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I like your square sausage as well! Excuse me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Thats a dress not a skirt But she's a honey nevertheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I would if I had Scottish in me Must.... resist.... the..... gay...... jokes...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sl114 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I would if I had Scottish in me, I got every other nationality but that, not fair Yep Trev any womanin a skirt will do including this one: That is wifey material I used to know Kelly Brooke when she did TRL at MTV, still got her number and Lisa Snowdons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Yeh she still has your number barred from her phone and a police order against you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N15MNO-Daron Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 This was one of most entertaining topics ever!! Bloody glad that oversized mosque wasn't built.. and of Govt always deny any involvment! GRRR Kelly brooks... she's PERFECT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_350z Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Religion shouldn't get any money from us, we shouldn't fund churches no matter what the denomination - thanks for bringing it up, Nixy! ...except when you read the petition it goes on about investing in "Christian churches" - looks like troublemaking between the religious mentals, as has been the normal for the past x'000 years ...and have you seen some of the other petitions on there? Loony central! "Half the proliferation of ATMs" "Close brothels with more than two women working" "charge email at 0.1p per email thus eliminating spam" - hahahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Haha the email one is funny, my work will be billed a fortune. I also agree thinking about it, religion should not be funded by us from taxes. In fact, just get rid of the bloody thing, its nothing but trouble. Faith however is something different. Oooh i have so much time right now to go into it, but im not going to get started. Stevie - where have you been you whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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