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Me venting over berc in a Merc


Daruna

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Well, in the end, the cold hard facts are:

 

Man in a merc followed you to your destination.

He even looked up the cost of your car while doing so.

He felt strongly inclined to inform you of the cost of your car.

And all because he couldn't over take you when it wouldn't've made any difference.

 

This all smacks of jealousy.

 

Conclusion: He's a penis

 

I was going to make a power point presentation with a graph to show how each step contributed to the growth of his penisness - if there is such a word - but, it would've required at least 2 successive posts.

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I was looking at mercs as I think they look great. Decided that I could not bring my self to buy one as I do not want a willy growing on my head. It seems if you buy a german car u have to act like a w#%§*r and forget all of the high way code as you own the road!! I am a cyclist 2 and people in german cars just love to pretend they have not seen me. On that consultation I hope to be buy a Z in August some time. P.S no offence to the decent german car drivers....if there is any. Lol

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Well, in the end, the cold hard facts are:

 

Man in a merc followed you to your destination.

He even looked up the cost of your car while doing so.

He felt strongly inclined to inform you of the cost of your car.

And all because he couldn't over take you when it wouldn't've made any difference.

 

This all smacks of jealousy.

 

Conclusion: He hasn't got a penis

 

I was going to make a power point presentation with a graph to show how each step contributed to the growth of his penisness - if there is such a word - but, it would've required at least 2 successive posts.

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