Flex Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) The last bullet point made me snort 'Just hours after receiving a six month prison sentence for an incident in a Milanese nightclub, Eddie Irvine has been sentenced to a further 18 months’ incarceration for crimes committed during his time in Formula 1. A court in Milan has served the additional sentence after hearing allegations against Irvine that include: - Claiming to be better than other drivers (even though he wasn’t) - Wearing those wrap-around sunglasses that instantly make you look really annoying - Mistakenly believing that ‘Irish’ is an automatic synonym for ‘charming’ - Knobbing about in a speedboat with no shirt on looking really pleased with himself - Shagging Italian sources say that Irvine is expected to serve at least some of the new sentence in a Milanese prison which he will then buy, fill with marble and an integrated sound system, and then sell on for a profit. In a statement, the Northern Irish driver completely ignored the recent news and just went on and on about how brilliant he is.' Edited January 10, 2014 by Flex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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