WhackyWill Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I knew one day my ship would come in..!! :yahoo: I'm a sooo happy.. :yahoo: Attention, Prominent User of the Internet How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. This is to inform you that a total cash prize of US $6,000,000.00 Dollars, given to the first (8) people who will be compensated in this world internet Programs.All participants were selected randomly from Worldwide Web site through computer draw system and Extracted from over 100.000 companies I am using this opportunity to thank you for using the internet daily. Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office, we want to compensate you and show our Gratitude to you with the sum of $6,000,000.00 United States of America Dollars we have authorized Rev. Kelvin Green in capital city ABUJA nigeria to assist you in getting your compensation checks across to you. The name and contact address with you want your cheque to be delivered to. Rev. Kelvin Green is as follows; CONTACT AGENT: Rev. Kelvin Green EMAIL: kelvingreen12@rogers.com Finally remember that I have forwarded instruction to Mr.Donald Raymond on your behalf to send the cash prize of SIX MILLIONS United State Dollars to you as soon as you contact him with your Delivery address and Telephone numbers without delay. Dr. Osworth Daniel world Library & Museum Former Director International Online Co-coordinator. C 2009 WORLD INTERNET PROGRAMS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirag1988 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Amazing, they just keep getting better and better (or worse and worse). Tell you what, I'll be happy with just half a mil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I'm surprised they found you as you're hardly one for being on the internet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 So drinks on you then Will 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brillomaster Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 crikey will you want to check what dodgy sites you're signing up to, been a few years since i last had nigeria trying to give me money. That or i'm just not as lucky as i used to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Wow 6 million, lucky you Will ......... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 crikey will you want to check what dodgy sites you're signing up to, been a few years since i last had nigeria trying to give me money. That or i'm just not as lucky as i used to be I get Nigerians trying to give me money, Russians wanting to marry me, Chinese wanting me to sign up to dodgy gambling sites, etc : they get our email addresses from our Company web site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 And here's today's..I want to Marry you one..good Luck Precious... How are you today? My name is precious I saw your profile on my search for a nice and trusted person so i decided to write to you I will like you to write and tell me more about yourself direct to my email (precioustomsl@yahoo.com) from there i will reply you with more of my details and pictures,I will be waiting to receive from you,Remember the distance or colour does not matter but relationship matters a lot in life,Have a nice day. precious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 So are you going to go for it then Will ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilscorp Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Presume she has not seen your profile pic Will, unless she is into cradle snatching - oh, and just for you - :scare: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I had a Russian bride email last year with sexy pictures attached as well ~ the Mrs wasn't please at all. She thought I'd been on a dating site or something. P.s. Lend me some money then Will now you're minted. I need to buy some essentials for the Zed, ...oh and yeah a house too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 So are you going to go for it then Will ? Only if she a nymph and her family own a pub..!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 So are you going to go for it then Will ? Only if she a nymph and her family own a pub..!! this is her 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 So are you going to go for it then Will ? Only if she a nymph and her family own a pub..!! this is her What the B1tch been two timing me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 depends which way she looks at you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 depends which way she looks at you Fortunately from a far...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HARMLU Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I think you may have been giving details to dodgy websites busted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 So are you going to go for it then Will ? Only if she a nymph and her family own a pub..!! this is her Just got a b*ll*cking for laughing too loud and waking the house up ! Great pic :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) So are you going to go for it then Will ? Only if she a nymph and her family own a pub..!! this is her Just got a b*ll*cking for laughing too loud and waking the house up ! Great pic :lol: Even a bigger problem now, she wants to bring the family...!!! :scare: Edited January 9, 2014 by WhackyWill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoD Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 typical whenever im in nigeria they never wanna give me anything, maybe there no good at face to face lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 An email recieved by my better half that she saved as she thought it was quite funny considering the sender shares the same name as mysel I wondered what I had done when I read the title/subject Subject: CAN I TRUST YOU UNITED NATIONS (FBI/IMF ASSISTED PROGRAMME) DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS, WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX029 (United Nation) Human Right Activist Dept On Debts Reconciliation On Foreign Payment Matters, Unit B1, 50 Bank Street London E14 5NS, London, United Kingdom. Tel: +44-703-1991499 SUB: IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA CONSIGNMENT BOX. Attn: Beneficiary, I am Steve Adams, the newly appointed national security adviser to the United Nation Owed Debts Payment Recovery Commission Representative, here in London United Kingdom. I am delighted whole heartedly to inform you that the contract/Inheritance panel which is seating in London, United Kingdom territory just released your name among the presently approved beneficiaries to benefit from the diplomatic immunity payment. This panel was primarily delegated to investigate all genuinely debts and unclaimed payments as it has eaten deep into the economy of the Great Britain. However, due to numerous petitions received from the FBI, IMF and other financial and security agencies to monitor the UK Government against their banks on wrong payment and diversion of beneficiaryГФ funds to different account in many dimension. We wish to bring to your urgent notice that your payment profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unclaimed fund emanated from Banks in Africa while auditing was going on today, Your file was forwarded to my office by the chief auditors as unclaimed fund. At this moment, I wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being the Great Britain-government has stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer which you were previously having with the Authority from the Originated country over a period of time. In this regards, I am going to use my good office to send you your part payment in the tune of $6,000,000.00 United States Dollars only by cash to you via a universal immunity diplomatic means. In process of doing that, i will personally secure every needed documents as a representative of the (UN) office now to cover the money.including the legit affidavit from the British high court here in London UK, also with a clearance which will bestow the right and legit privilege to you as the rightful beneficiary who is to receive this payment after meeting up with the delivery requirement as the law stipulate once you accept to finalize this transaction with me only. All these will be only on the condition that you will give me only %10 Out of $6,000,000.00 United States Dollars you are to receive as soon as you receive the money on your door step which will come to you in the form of a consignment method. Note: The money will be coming on 2 security proof boxes The boxes are already sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine by the management of this organization and i also want you to know that the management are not aware of my personal plans or arrangement with you in this transaction, so you have to keep this as a very top secret between both of us till we are able to conclude this very transaction. This fund was release to us from the World Bank special delegates who visited the British Government Prime Minister's Confidential Secretary Office in London on Wednesday and found out that they are doing nothing to help you in this matter because the funds itself was meant for our local afem market here in the UK hence it was not used as it supposed while dumped here London UK. You don't have to worry for any thing, as the transaction is 100% risk free and will remain legit as long as you work with me transparently. The boxes are coming with a diplomatic agent assigned by the management of this organization who will accompany the boxes to your house address or any address you will provide to me. All you need to do now upon your willing acceptance on my condition, is to send to me a guarantee that you will give me 10% of the funds as soon as you receive the boxes containing the $6,000,000.00 United States Dollars, also you should send your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or driverГФ license including your personal contact phone numbers which must be a working numbers, the diplomatic attached will travel with it and call you as soon as he arrives your country.if you have any question please feel free ask me asap. MOST IMPORTANTLY: for security reasons and to also enable the both of us to conclude this very transaction successfully, note that the diplomat coming with the consignment boxes will not know the original contents. So the content will be declared to him as sensitive photographic film material and some classified volume confidential company's contract documents to avoid diversion of the funds. Please note categorically that, before I proceed with the next arrangement, You are advice to call me immediately on my direct telephone number +44-703-1991499 so we can talk and agree properly before i seal this transaction with you and if you need further clarification I'm pleased to hear that. Remember to send the required information directly to my Email address: crrkk42@e-mail.ua I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the box to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checking point all over the world without any hitch. All this I will do with my own money as your partner. Please, I need urgent reply on phone because the boxes are already schedule to live as soon as I hear from you. You should call me immediately you receive this message through my confidential number above. I am highly submitted in service and willing to serve you better whole-heartedly once you are pleased with my terms & condition. Highly Submitted. Respectfully Yours in-service, Steve Adams +44-703-1991499 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HARMLU Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Seems legit ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Looks fine to me and beautifully written Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 And here's today's..I want to Marry you one..good Luck Precious... :yahoo: How are you today? My name is precious I saw your profile on my search for a nice and trusted person so i decided to write to you I will like you to write and tell me more about yourself direct to my email (precioustomsl@yahoo.com) from there i will reply you with more of my details and pictures,I will be waiting to receive from you,Remember the distance or colour does not matter but relationship matters a lot in life,Have a nice day. precious. I think you're in there Will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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