Squee Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Apologies if ya'll heard this one before....and apologies if it causes offence (but it's not that bad!)....enjoy! S ---------- Nelson Mandela is sat at home relaxing watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock on the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to? The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says... (Get your Japanese accent ready...) "You not Nissan Main Dealer"?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Just slightly better than the "It's raining Datsun cogs" joke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leosille Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 [Mod edit: comment removed for being in bad taste] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_2424 Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Actually just spat my tea everywhere!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leosille Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Mod's may I apologise as I didn't see what I had written when you read it another way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Oh damn I missed it! (Feel free to PM me it someone. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 I missed it too Haydn and I'm the OP lol. May I sincerely apologise for the exceptionally bad timing of my original post by the way. Bad timing is somewhat of a specialty of mine. Oh and many thanks to Attak for bringing the Datsun cogs joke to my attention S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Just slightly better than the "It's raining Datsun cogs" joke Only very slightly though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spatt Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Chortling* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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