Suits Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 Top of the League. :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewell Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Well as you asked, my lass is in the bath, I'm going to order an Indian(takeaway, not child sex slave) for us both when she gets out. After that I'm going to ride her like a spider monkey, kicking the back out of her like a mexican drug raid, finishing by drowning her face in my bollock batter, it will truly be awesome. After that, I will fart loudly and high 5 myself for being awesome and if she moans in a bad way just once, I will do the same to her sister. #Ilovesaturdays #Teamawesome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Well as you asked, my lass is in the bath, I'm going to order an Indian(takeaway, not child sex slave) for us both when she gets out. After that I'm going to ride her like a spider monkey, kicking the back out of her like a mexican drug raid, finishing by drowning her face in my bollock batter, it will truly be awesome. After that, I will fart loudly and high 5 myself for being awesome and if she moans in a bad way just once, I will do the same to her sister. #Ilovesaturdays #Teamawesome Under normal circumstances I'd call troll but knowing that it's Jewell and the fact that he used the phrase 'ride her like a spider monkey' I'm calling full scale ROFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Well as you asked, my lass is in the bath, I'm going to order an Indian(takeaway, not child sex slave) for us both when she gets out. After that I'm going to ride her like a spider monkey, kicking the back out of her like a mexican drug raid, finishing by drowning her face in my bollock batter, it will truly be awesome. After that, I will fart loudly and high 5 myself for being awesome and if she moans in a bad way just once, I will do the same to her sister. #Ilovesaturdays #Teamawesome Under normal circumstances I'd call troll but knowing that it's Jewell and the fact that he used the phrase 'ride her like a spider monkey' I'm calling full scale ROFL! Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Trains. Stinking trains. Nearly £5000 a year I pay for my season tikcet and it's rubbish. Total poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OV53 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Sitting in our hotel room in Dubai, waiting for er indoors to finish getting ready, thinking "why does she take so long.....and why has it been that the last 3 times I've come home from working away the alloys have been curbed?" Anyways she's ready now and it's ladies night so more money to spend on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Been buying more fish stocking up for my new tank when it arrives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Trains. Stinking trains. Nearly £5000 a year I pay for my season tikcet and it's rubbish. Total poo. £5k? That's obscene, unless it's a carriage to yourself with a handpicked staff of Colombian mega babes and mild on tap and smoking permitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Been buying more fish stocking up for my new tank when it arrives We had a fish tank when I was a little one, seemed like the size of a bath when I was that age, it was big though, had its own stand and I had to grab a chair to stand on to look at the water beasties. Not sure if it was heated or tropical or anything like that though. Anyway, one day my old man said that my sister and I could pick some fish for the tank. I picked these black things with big eyes bulging out of their head my sister probably picked something pretty. My old man picked what I can only describe from my childhood memories as a lobster that hid in a rock, maybe a freshwater crayfish or something. The lobster proceeded to eat my fish periodically, one by one, over the course of the week I think. Horrified I was and that will always be my first thought when ever anyone mentions or talks about a fish tank, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 £5k? That's obscene, unless it's a carriage to yourself with a handpicked staff of Colombian mega babes and mild on tap and smoking permitted. Mental isn't it. Depresses me sometimes knowing that £420 of my wages goes straight on that a month. Although that's why I get London waiting I suppose. And no, very rarely get a seat, they're always delayed and the best ones are probably about 10 years old minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Trains. Stinking trains. Nearly £5000 a year I pay for my season tikcet and it's rubbish. Total poo. Stuff that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 That gets you a £1k shed, £200 tax, £400 insurance and a crap load of fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 That gets you a £1k shed, £200 tax, £400 insurance and a crap load of fuel. lol, yeah and 2 hours to drive 2 miles in London. I'll stick with the train (as painful as it is) over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 lol, yeah and 2 hours to drive 2 miles in London. I'll stick with the train (as painful as it is) over that. Don't envy you working in London at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Don't envy you working in London at all. Yeah, it's not the best to be honest, my job is great and I work in a great building but the foreigners (yes I'll say it) ruin it for me. And the 3 hour commute a day. I always thought I'd last working in the city for a longer time than I've been doing it currently until I'd had enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 For 5k can't you just get a helicopter in each day? It's horseshit that you don't get a seat. I think on any train you should get 50% refund if you have to stand. It's bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Don't envy you working in London at all. Yeah, it's not the best to be honest, my job is great and I work in a great building but the foreigners (yes I'll say it) ruin it for me. And the 3 hour commute a day. I always thought I'd last working in the city for a longer time than I've been doing it currently until I'd had enough. This is how I will now picture you going to work each day Suits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 This is how I will now picture you going to work each day Suits. Yep. That guy on the wrong side of the tracks, by himself, that's me. Looking for a seat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 ^^ Got to go to bed soon as I've a 25 minute 4 mile drive to work in my Zed tomorrow which now doesn't seem quite so bad even with stop/start traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 That gets you a £1k shed, £200 tax, £400 insurance and a crap load of fuel. And £5k parking fees and congestion charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewell Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Get a motorbike. I used my bike to get from Weybridge, Surrey to London City Airport so right across the middle of London, would take me an hour on a bad day and 40 minutes riding like a ***** on a hot summers day. Free parking and hassle free, plus you see some proper hilarious things. Cost me £5000 all in but would last me 3 years that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Get a motorbike. It's been mooted. I don't fancy it though to be perfectly honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 Just stretched and put my elbow through my shirt. Lush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Just stretched and put my elbow through my shirt. Lush. Mod it with some leather elbow patches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 Mod it with some leather elbow patches Hell yeah. I'm a Government Compliance Auditor by profession, with a history of Health & Safety, so yeah, that would be BOSS. I'll go for dark green, either tweed or seude (I'm not fussy) with light brown leather patches. YES . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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