HEADPHONES Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 A bloke brings his best mate home after work to meet his wife. His wife screams "You fecking dickhead, my hair and make-up are a mess, the house is a right fecking tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas, I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!". "Why the feck did you bring him home?". The husband replies "Because he was thinking of getting married". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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