The Chicken and the Donkey

[ioneabee]

On the farm lived a Chicken and a Donkey, both of whom

loved to play together. One day, the two were playing

when the Donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee-hawed' for the

chicken to go get the Farmer for help!

 

Off the Chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the

farm, he searched and searched for the Farmer, but to

no avail, for he had gone to town with the only

tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the

Farmer's new 370Z Nismo.

 

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started

the beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of

rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's

life. Back at the bog, the Donkey was surprised, but

happy, to see the Chicken arrive in the shiny Datsun, and

he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the

Chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to

the rear flashy spoiler of the Farmer's car, the Chicken then

drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,

rescued the Donkey!

 

Happy and proud, the Chicken drove the Nismo back to the

farmhouse, and the Farmer was none the wiser when he

returned. The friendship between the two animals was

cemented: best buddies, best pals.

 

A few weeks later, would you believe, the Chicken fell

into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and

cried out to the Donkey to save his life! The Donkey

thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the

large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the Chicken

to grab his Willie and he would then lift him out of

the pit. The Chicken got a Good grip, and the Donkey

pulled him up and out, saving his life.

 

 

 

 

And the moral of the story?

 

 

 

 

 

When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a Nismo to

pick up a chick.

 

 

 

(aimed at no-one in particular :lol: )

[WhackyWill]

:lol:

[spursmaddave]

I have pulled plenty of foul things with mine

[The G Man]