Suits Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 So you're an angry man. I think it just invites trouble to be honest. Why not park at the end of the empty row instead? Indeed. What invites trouble ?? I do, the picture is me, parked up, at the very back of Tesco so that no one dings my car. I don't see what you're failing to understand here, in a thread about car parks and parking dings. If you really think I go around chopping people in the throat, then, lol, it was just an expression of rage for these sort of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 End them with a swift chop to the throat. Its the only way. I ONLY park like this. Yeah, I always try to park well away from any other cars too but come back to it and find some idiots parked 6 inches away in an otherwise empty car park !! That parking needs nuking from orbit. Horrendous regardless of the fact that the bit your in is empty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 That parking needs nuking from orbit. Horrendous regardless of the fact that the bit your in is empty! Cool story bro. You should have seen the way I drifted into it, drunk and without my seatbelt on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJRFulton Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Normally I do park out the way, but..... it's one of the biggest supermarkets in Glasgow, located in a prime spot in the city, at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon.... The whole car park is busy. I had to drive about a fair bit before finding a space. I was only in the shop for 5 minutes, getting some drink for the BBQ I was going to, it was just a quick visit to the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 That parking needs nuking from orbit. Horrendous regardless of the fact that the bit your in is empty! Cool story bro. You should have seen the way I drifted into it, drunk and without my seatbelt on. epic misuse of the meme. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cool%20story%20bro No story there my little lamb.......just a comment regarding the parking that looks like its been executed by a brain damaged lemming who's had his entire left hand cut off, is also a thalidomide and hasn't actually passed his driving test. How's that for a story yo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 epic misuse of the meme. http://www.urbandict...=cool story bro No story there my little lamb.......just a comment regarding the parking that looks like its been executed by a brain damaged lemming who's had his entire left hand cut off, is also a thalidomide and hasn't actually passed his driving test. How's that for a story yo? No, no, I did genuinely think that it went nowhere and was uninteresting . Your new one however, about rats and disabled people is much better, don't let me stop you, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I don't pick up my old lady from the supermarket in the Zed, if I'm not around and the X5 out, she can get a cab right outside for a £5. Lot cheaper than a fight or paying for bodywork to be repaired... :scare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) I remember coming out from training a few years ago and there was a guy chatting away to his friend whilst leaning on my passengers door! It was only a Hyundai coupe, but it was newish and my pride and joy. I started shouting at him from 200 yards away! I thought to myself, don't do it, don't do it, but it was like an out the body experience for me. Edited August 8, 2013 by stuarty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 epic misuse of the meme. http://www.urbandict...=cool story bro No story there my little lamb.......just a comment regarding the parking that looks like its been executed by a brain damaged lemming who's had his entire left hand cut off, is also a thalidomide and hasn't actually passed his driving test. How's that for a story yo? No, no, I did genuinely think that it went nowhere and was uninteresting . Your new one however, about rats and disabled people is much better, don't let me stop you, please. Christ I can tell your going to be hard work......I'll define the word story for you instead then sto·ry 1 (stôr, str) n. pl. sto·ries 1. An account or recital of an event or a series of events, either true or fictitious, as: a. An account or report regarding the facts of an event or group of events: b. An anecdote c. A lie: As you can see from my original post there was neither account nor recital Was it perhaps an observation? ob·ser·va·tion (bzr-vshn) n. 1. a. The act or faculty of observing. b. The fact of being observed. 2. a. The act of noting and recording something, such as a phenomenon, with instruments. b. The result or record of such notation: a meteorological observation. 3. A comment or remark. 4. An inference or a judgment that is acquired from or based on observing. God damn it NO......but young suits fear not this has been useful because it leads us forward with point 3 and your lesson continues.....a comment or remark. com·ment (kmnt) n. 1. a. A written note intended as an explanation, illustration, or criticism of a passage in a book or other writing; an annotation. b. A series of annotations or explanations. 2. a. A statement of fact or opinion, especially a remark that expresses a personal reaction or attitude. b. An implied conclusion or judgment: a novel that is a comment on contemporary lawlessness. But wait! @*!# the bed I think we've been lead further down the rabbit hole..........point 1 a criticism. Read on my little lemming crit·i·cism (krt-szm) n. 1. The act of criticizing, especially adversely. 2. A critical comment or judgment. 3. a. The practice of analyzing, classifying, interpreting, or evaluating literary or other artistic works. b. A critical article or essay; a critique. c. The investigation of the origin and history of literary documents; textual criticism. And here endeth the lesson and observation? Maybe. A comment or remark? Possibly. A criticism? there or there abouts......but what we can derive is that it is not, in any way, absolutely conclusively.....a frigging story! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 TL;DR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 TL;DR Well at least you used one meme right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well at least you used one meme right I suppose my first Internets lesson is free then, whats the recurring cost ?? Tell me cousin, why Lemmings ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well at least you used one meme right I suppose my first Internets lesson is free then, whats the recurring cost ?? Tell me cousin, why Lemmings ? All my lessons are free my man......I'm like a god damn self funding charity! Honestly (like really honestly).....I have an unnatural obsession and affinity with rodents and the lemming with its carefree attitude to risk sprang immediately to mind when I saw that you'd parked across 2 spaces. Problem is no matter how much you've clearly gone to some lengths to: A)protect your car B)protect it without causing a single other soul inconvenience People (by people i mean the braindead detritus of society that we have to live amongst) will spy that parking, misunderstand why and hate you for it .......or worse park next to you just to **** you off. It's almost inviting damage on. It's annoying me and I know the benign intention behind it! People enlarge are retards Suits.....never underestimate the power of the collective retard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Agreed parking like an idiot even in an empty car park invites trouble, after all if its empty why not park properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Some people nowerdays just don't care. You really do have to wonder if they have a brain at all. Hope you get it sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalos Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) I always park at the back of supermarket car parks, except for one time I stuck it close to the door (very much like the OP's pic) as I was going to be sitting in it programming my new Bluetooth adaptor while the missus ran in to the store to pick up a few essentials. Honestly, I must have only been sat there three minutes and I got hit once by the door from one woman's car, nearly hit again by another woman who saw me sitting there but nearly got caught out by her 'springy' door hinge, and I also got a foul mouthful from a charva scumbag couple when they saw me looking at them and their huge brood struggling out of their sh1tbox that had pulled up to my right. "Don't worry, we'll not hit your effin car. It's sh!t anyway" I seem to recall they said. I immediately moved to my usual spot. Edited August 9, 2013 by Dalos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalos Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) Double post. Edited August 9, 2013 by Dalos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suits Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Agreed parking like an idiot even in an empty car park invites trouble, after all if its empty why not park properly? To irritate you. Seeing as though my parking outside of the lines on this occasion has caused such a stir, I've thought long and hard about that day and the circumstances around it. IIRC, this may have been the day after I'd just bought the car, the night before. Again, looking in the paintwork reflections, the car park does appear to be empty, however I can't confirm that I went into, nor can I say that the store was even open. I think I just popped in to get a quick snap to send to the lads or for a pee in the bush. If idiocy dictates that I want to protect my new found purchase, while not to the detriment of anyone else, then yes, I'm an idiot I suppose. Lemmings was awesome. OP - Sorry about this dude, looks like it escalated a bit quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Agreed parking like an idiot even in an empty car park invites trouble, after all if its empty why not park properly? To irritate you. Seeing as though my parking outside of the lines on this occasion has caused such a stir, I've thought long and hard about that day and the circumstances around it. IIRC, this may have been the day after I'd just bought the car, the night before. Again, looking in the paintwork reflections, the car park does appear to be empty, however I can't confirm that I went into, nor can I say that the store was even open. I think I just popped in to get a quick snap to send to the lads or for a pee in the bush. If idiocy dictates that I want to protect my new found purchase, while not to the detriment of anyone else, then yes, I'm an idiot I suppose. Lemmings was awesome. OP - Sorry about this dude, looks like it escalated a bit quickly. Like an idiot Not specifically and idiot People will look at that parking and assume your a big headed, flash car driving ***** who'll park exactly as he damn well likes. This is not the case but it can still land you in mither. Best bet.....park anywhere and don't sweat the small stuff. It's a car......try and protect it and you can guarantee a rouge asteroid will hit it or something just to annoy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ricey Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Buts its important to this thread because others park like that without thinking of the consequences. It's a car, badgerthingamybob has the right attitude.....it's annoying but it's not the end if the world and it'll happen no matter where you park or drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Parked in the pub car park a few Sundays ago, returned to find a few "herberts" using my spoiler as a table...!!! :rant: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 is yours a standard spoiler or do you have an ironing board - if the latter, I have no sympathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 returned to find a few "herberts" using my spoiler as a table...!!! Great term - Herberts! Haha, going to be borrowing that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 returned to find a few "herberts" using my spoiler as a table...!!! Great term - Herberts! Haha, going to be borrowing that Absolutely love it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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