Arkwright Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via ‘Friends Reunited’, and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine. Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of London’s leading law firms. They live in a 4,000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, from where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Portugal. Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to become a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in the City. They live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy. Mary explains that she after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark. They have a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis. Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco’s. They live in a small apartment in Bromley and have a caravan parked on the front drive. Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people’s home. They live in Peckham and take camping holidays in Kent. Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-350 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Firstly, I have a GSOH - But that was shocking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I used to be a baker and did a similar thing with ring donuts.... always impressed the new girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I used to be a baker and did a similar thing with ring donuts.... always impressed the new girls What, you had to get Buster to eat the 5th one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cs2000 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I used to be a baker and did a similar thing with ring donuts.... always impressed the new girls too much information hahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I used to be a baker and did a similar thing with ring donuts.... always impressed the new girls What, you had to get Buster to eat the 5th one? Only if its custard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 @ the joke SMD REALLY!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Buster Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Not the same as a Krispy Kreme tho is it Dave - you know they're Busters favourites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Not the same as a Krispy Kreme tho is it Dave - you know they're Busters favourites Considering the context above I assume you mean crusty Kremes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Not the same as a Krispy Kreme tho is it Dave - you know they're Busters favourites Yes he made me share one in a sloppy kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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