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Lady (Health worker): Do you drink ?

Man: Yes.

 

 

Lady: How much a day?

 

 

Man: Three 6 packs.

 

 

Lady: How much per 6 pack?

 

 

Man: About £5.00.

 

 

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

 

 

Man: 15 years.

 

 

Lady: So one 6 pack costs £5.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £450.

 

In one year, it would be £5,400 correct?

 

 

Man: Correct.

 

 

Lady: If in 1 year you spend £5,400 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £81,000 correct?

 

 

Man: Correct.

 

 

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and,

 

after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

 

Man: Do you drink?

 

 

Lady: No.

 

 

Man: Where's your f ** king Ferrari?

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