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anything made by nissan..and i mean anything

 

cheap and crap.

 

made from plastics found on an indian landfill,

 

and driven by people who feel they have a point to prove to anything that has any power just because they drive a nissan. blah blah blah... my cheap arse nissan is quicker than your [insert premium brand here] and it cost me half as much as your [insert premium brand here] and it goes round a long german race track faster than fast thing on fast juice. etc etc etc and then has the clarriages to sit there and insult every other car going.

 

 

stones and glass houses spring to mind ;)

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BMWs

 

Boring to look at inside and out,

 

Plus - BMW drivers all fancy themselves but they're all . . . .well, sales reps & estate agents - and they all park like morons too

I don't fancy myself, I'm not a sales rep or an estate agent and i have awesome parking skills. So sound's like your talking out your A hole dude!

Anyway the threads about cars not the folk that drive them!

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So all you haters dislike the BMW M cars? :scare:

 

All fords bar the gt40. Could go on. :lol:

 

Mustang, EsCos, RS500, Granada Coupe, MkI/MkII Escort RS's, Lotus Cortina, Capri 3.0S .......... theres loads! :p

 

Yes even the M cars because even though they are A-Mazing drivers cars you still cannot help but look at one and think 'you utter, utter turdwit'.

 

Fords.........all awesome listed above. Reminds me of a more joyful time!

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Guys.... come on. I know its what cars are crap, but forget that. This is what you should all be pi**ed off about. As being a postie and travel to work in the dead of morning. My gripe is with those muppetts who drive around with their fog lights on... god it does my nuts in. Just think some poor sod wakes up and thinks.. " I no, im going to drive with my fog lights on this morning because ive seen other people doing it and it look super dupa cool.... oh! and it makes my car go faster.. oh and I bet all the chicks who pass me in my Fiesta will want me big time. Muppetts....... Oh and all those dicks who drive their BMW's in the daytime with their angle eyes on. Double Muppetts.. Sorry about that outburst, but I do feel better now.

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So all you haters dislike the BMW M cars? :scare:

 

All fords bar the gt40. Could go on. :lol:

 

Mustang, EsCos, RS500, Granada Coupe, MkI/MkII Escort RS's, Lotus Cortina, Capri 3.0S .......... theres loads! :p

 

Yes even the M cars because even though they are A-Mazing drivers cars you still cannot help but look at one and think 'you utter, utter turdwit'.

 

Fords.........all awesome listed above. Reminds me of a more joyful time!

Can you explain to me why you would think that of someone simply because of the car they drive! I'm not suggesting that this applies to you Ricey, but folk who make comments like that come across worse than the people they are describing. Also could you give me a few examples of BMW drivers upsetting you?

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Guys.... come on. I know its what cars are crap, but forget that. This is what you should all be pi**ed off about. As being a postie and travel to work in the dead of morning. My gripe is with those muppetts who drive around with their fog lights on... god it does my nuts in. Just think some poor sod wakes up and thinks.. " I no, im going to drive with my fog lights on this morning because ive seen other people doing it and it look super dupa cool.... oh! and it makes my car go faster.. oh and I bet all the chicks who pass me in my Fiesta will want me big time. Muppetts....... Oh and all those dicks who drive their BMW's in the daytime with their angle eyes on. Double Muppetts.. Sorry about that outburst, but I do feel better now.

Why just BMW drivers, volvo drivers have been doing it for years. Also a lot of new BMW's come with the daylight running lights on as default and most folk dont realise you can urn them off in the OBC!

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Every BMW in the world ever.

 

Sound dull (whatever the engine apart........probably apart from a V8).

Look dull

Are dull

Cost a bomb for the 'exclusivity' which lets face it is about as exclusive as having a tallywhacker.

 

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Ultimate "Avoid" machine

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Every BMW in the world ever.

 

Sound dull (whatever the engine apart........probably apart from a V8).

Look dull

Are dull

Cost a bomb for the 'exclusivity' which lets face it is about as exclusive as having a tallywhacker.

 

+ 1

 

Ultimate "Avoid" machine

 

yes those BMW M1's were terrible cars

 

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and the Z4M was a hideous car

 

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and this old 2800 is just a munter

 

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Hmm... Ekona started this thread to find out that Porkers suck big time? :lol:

 

Toyota Prius and Hyundai Accent, hate them!

 

:lol:

 

He has gone quiet hasn't he?

Not at all, I'm quite used to people being very wrong on here ;)

 

 

I want to include Ferraris in my list too. Actually it's not Ferraris themselves I hate, although some are pretty dire (whoever was behind the quality control for the 355 interior wants shooting), but the brand. It's a dead, diseased corporate whore that chases every single last penny. If ever there was a brand that could genuinely trade purely on race credibility it would be Ferrari, but they decided to sell the prancing horse to every man and his 8 year old child draped from head to toe in red. Ghastly way to kill a brand.

 

And the whole "You can't purchase one of our top cars unless you already own a hundred of them and can never sell it" just pisses me off. No need at all, your brand is so watered down anyway that there's no point trying to be snobby about it.

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Cayenne, pointless status symbol.

 

Alfasud, the ultimate rot box, took Alfa Romeo several years to recover from this disaster.

 

Subaru XT, Believe it or not they actually sold a handful of these in The U.K :scare:

 

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Pete

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I have no problem with BMW drivers just the cars having owned an M3 with the most dim-witted traction control in any car I've driven and having a 1 series as a company car for a year . Any way like most on here I'm the best driver on the road and everyone else is a idiot in a car ;) whatever they drive :D .

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Hmm... Ekona started this thread to find out that Porkers suck big time? :lol:

 

Toyota Prius and Hyundai Accent, hate them!

 

:lol:

 

He has gone quiet hasn't he?

Not at all, I'm quite used to people being very wrong on here ;)

 

 

I want to include Ferraris in my list too. Actually it's not Ferraris themselves I hate, although some are pretty dire (whoever was behind the quality control for the 355 interior wants shooting), but the brand. It's a dead, diseased corporate whore that chases every single last penny. If ever there was a brand that could genuinely trade purely on race credibility it would be Ferrari, but they decided to sell the prancing horse to every man and his 8 year old child draped from head to toe in red. Ghastly way to kill a brand.

 

And the whole "You can't purchase one of our top cars unless you already own a hundred of them and can never sell it" just pisses me off. No need at all, your brand is so watered down anyway that there's no point trying to be snobby about it.

 

:lol: kind of post I'd expect from someone who has a 1500 quid office chair ;)

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Audi A5, especially the diesel S-line model. Everyone who has one seems to think it's a sports car.... hmmm dreary diesel lump with front wheel drive and a hugely imbalanced chassis in favour of understeer. "yeah but it's sporty"... just because my teeth hurt when i'm in it doesnt make it sporty, that makes it crap.

 

i also hate any drivers car that has been put on air ride, especially with performance enhancing engine mods... WHY!?!?!?! or one that has had this done to it:

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Also a guy at my work has just got an SLK 2 litre diesil with an AMG body kit. purely for posing reasons i image. WHY ARE PEOPLE RUINING CONVERTABLES WITH HORRID SOUNDING, UNINSPIRING ENGINES!?!?!?!

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