FUG Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 That Santa clause is real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy78 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If you wee in the garden stinging nettles will grow there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 If you get out of bed the Hairy hand will get you. It has long sharp claws. " I was 6 or 7 Years old". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 When the ice cream van plays music, it means its sold out of ice cream I had that one . . a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 - don't put your elbows on the table Dont as its rude - don't argue the toss Dont know what that means - don't forget raise your cap to Mr Turnbull (neighbour who left house at same time I did) Good advice teaching you to be respectful as alot of kids arent these days - don't do as I do; do as I tell you No one is perfect all the time but stick to the good advice - shoulders back, head up, stomach in, chest out (when walking) That is good posture - there's no such word as can't True, its a good attiude to life - don't talk with your mouth full Again respectful and if you do this ewwww - find me someone who drops litter and I will find you a criminal True again! - don't drop your H's True again! Just to be going on with. As an aside....one of the rules at my school was that you couldn't take a bike to school until you could swim 25 yards You got some good advice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 On climbing trees - don't come running to me if you break your legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 On bringing me a cup of tea in the bath and catching me bashing the bishop - lock the bloody door if your going to do that in here! And clear that tea stain up off the bathroom carpet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 When I told my Mum on the phone about meeting my ex-wife - I hope she isn't black She was Indian.... Different generation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 When I told my Mum on the phone about meeting my ex-wife - I hope she isn't black She was Indian.... Different generation Had that one before. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilMH Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Dblock: - by saying don't argue the toss the message to me was don't argue at all but it derives from cricket i.e.. there is no point in arguing the way the coin has fallen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 When I told my Mum on the phone about meeting my ex-wife - I hope she isn't black She was Indian.... Different generation Mine is the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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