ewan221 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 is this someone on here ???? APRIL 10--After attending Easter Sunday church services, a randy Georgia couple repaired to the parking lot of a nearby Kroger supermarket and began having sex in a Nissan 350Z, police report. The automotive assignation, however, was broken up when a cop on a “routine traffic patrol†noticed “ a silhouette of what appeared to be a female’s head bouncing up and down in the front part of the driver’s seat.†After exiting his cruiser, the cop approached the vehicle for further inspection,according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report. As detailed by Officer Nermin Cultarevic, he spotted driver Jamel Grant, 26, “naked from the waist down to his knees and he had an erect penis, which was in the front passenger’s, Ms. Michel Felix Casas’s mouth.†Cultarevic added, “Moreover, Michel’s breasts were naked and Grant was touching them with his hands.†After Cultarevic knocked on the Nissan’s window, Grant and Felix Casas, 21, struggled to put their clothes on. After Grant opened the driver’s side window at Cultarevic’s direction, the cop detected “a strong odor of both burnt and raw marijuana emanating†from the car. Asked what the couple was doing, Grant reported that they “were making out,â€adding that “he and Michel came to the location from church where they attended the Easter service.†The police report does not specify which church the pair purportedly attended, though it would have presumably offered a late night service, since Grant and Felix Casas were collared around midnight. Pictured in the above mug shots, Grant and Felix Casas were arrested for public indecency and loitering and prowling. Grant was also hit with a possession charge after claiming ownership to a joint and a bag of pot found in the vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsakaBen Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Harsh, an area within a mans car should be his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS8055 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Read about this... hilarious. But due to it being state-side, I doubt the owner would be on here. Apparantly just left Easter Sunday church service... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) Go forth and multiply EDIT : This is a mis quote It is actually - And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein From - Genesis 9:7 English Revised Version Edited April 11, 2013 by Keyser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Go forth and multiply From the sounds of it they are doing it wrong if the name of the game was to multiply.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 The police officer must be pretty naieve if he's gotta ask them what they're doing we'll send BBK over to explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRF4N Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) Surely he could do better than that? Just goes to show flash cars don't always get you hot chicks Edited April 11, 2013 by LRF4N Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Alright for some. I can safely say I never got any action in my zed at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Surely he could do better than that? Just goes to show flash cars don't always get you hot chicks Who cares if they're hot as long as they swallow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) Go forth and multiply EDIT : This is a mis quote It is actually - And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein From - Genesis 9:7 English Revised Version I never knew you were a vicar. Sunday Service takes on a whole new meaning The Zedshed could become a church Edited April 11, 2013 by choptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 wow U can do that in a ZED! I thought the cabin would be way to small lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalos Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Top tip. Avoid parking on a steep incline as you really need the handbrake off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 been caught a few times myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRF4N Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Aye right!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Aye right!!! Is that aimed at me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Aye right!!! Is that aimed at me? Custard !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Aye right!!! Is that aimed at me? Custard !!! English please! Custard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalos Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Aye right!!! Is that aimed at me? Custard !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Aye right!!! Is that aimed at me? Custard !!! English please! Custard? Relates to your post been caught a few times myself. The call Custard relates to a requirement to produce photos with a tin of Bird's Custard in the foreground to prove that you've done what you boast about ... started on Pistonheads forum with a quote someone made about Jason Plato ... so a bit of a joke really ... no offence intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Oh. Well I did in my younger days in my 206. Not got any photos. Just good memories, followed by a knock on the window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 haha bbk I had a 206 aswell! those seats are the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) Remove the boot divider! Easy! Watch out for heel marks on your head rests though! Edited April 12, 2013 by stuarty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Oh. Well I did in my younger days in my 206. Not got any photos. Just good memories, followed by a knock on the window. That knock on your window was your mother telling you it was past your bed time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Oh. Well I did in my younger days in my 206. Not got any photos. Just good memories, followed by a knock on the window. That knock on your window was your mother telling you it was past your bed time :yuck: :yuck: Is that what happened to you? Never happened to me. My parents never met my girlfriends as they weren't Indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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