The Bounty Bar Kid Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I think he is definitely having an affair and the only reasonable thing to do is have one too, see you at the hotel Trinity Capital Hotel - don't hang around mate a plate of scampi has been ordered, oh wait a minute, you mean Twobears, sorry you carry on First Dan then Ian. Dave you really get around! Quote
ATTAK Z Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 First Dan then Ian. Dave you really get a round ! Is there any evidence that SMD has ever got a round ? :lol: Quote
spursmaddave Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 First Dan then Ian. Dave you really get a round ! Is there any evidence that SMD has ever got a round ? :lol: I don't drink so never get a 'round' I do however 'get around' 2 Quote
stuarty Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I'm hoping to go to Galway later in the year to catch up with an old friend. I love the Irish. Apart fom us Scots there the best tribe on the planet! Quote
Flex Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 First Dan then Ian. Dave you really get a round ! Is there any evidence that SMD has ever got a round ? :lol: Sounds like an oxymoron thingy! Quote
spursmaddave Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 First Dan then Ian. Dave you really get a round ! Is there any evidence that SMD has ever got a round ? :lol: Sounds like an oxymoron thingy! Who you calling a moron Quote
twobears Posted March 15, 2013 Author Posted March 15, 2013 Ha ha, I love the tangents that the threads on here always seem to take. Sorry SMD, I just rang the hotel but they are fully booked for the forseeable future Never mind, I am sure that Mr & Mrs Wasso will be happy to see you later Pity you didn't come with me to Florida the other week - our room had two kingsize beds for some reason Quote
stuarty Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Ha ha, I love the tangents that the threads on here always seem to take. Sorry SMD, I just rang the hotel but they are fully booked for the forseeable future Never mind, I am sure that Mr & Mrs Wasso will be happy to see you later Pity you didn't come with me to Florida the other week - our room had two kingsize beds for some reason That's not king size in florida, its just to single beds for the fat yanks, lol. Quote
WhackyWill Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Your obviously not giving him enough sex...or not the right type of sex... :scare: Quote
twobears Posted March 15, 2013 Author Posted March 15, 2013 Your obviously not giving him enough sex...or not the right type of sex... :scare: Er, any advice on that then???? I thought that twice a year with the lights out and making sure to keep my liberty bodice on was plenty to keep any man happy? 1 Quote
spursmaddave Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Your obviously not giving him enough sex...or not the right type of sex... :scare: Er, any advice on that then???? I thought that twice a year with the lights out and making sure to keep my liberty bodice on was plenty to keep any man happy? Liberty bodice.... As for the hotel being fully booked.... your Zed or mine Quote
twobears Posted March 16, 2013 Author Posted March 16, 2013 Your obviously not giving him enough sex...or not the right type of sex... :scare: Er, any advice on that then???? I thought that twice a year with the lights out and making sure to keep my liberty bodice on was plenty to keep any man happy? Liberty bodice.... As for the hotel being fully booked.... your Zed or mine You must be more agile than I imagined! There's not much room in a Zed Quote
spursmaddave Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Your obviously not giving him enough sex...or not the right type of sex... :scare: Er, any advice on that then???? I thought that twice a year with the lights out and making sure to keep my liberty bodice on was plenty to keep any man happy? Liberty bodice.... As for the hotel being fully booked.... your Zed or mine You must be more agile than I imagined! There's not much room in a Zed I'm 6'4" but can squeeze into the tightest of spaces Quote
spursmaddave Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 SMD enough already Not the first time a woman has said that..... anyway did Mr TwoBears get through all the fish in the end? I heard it was 10 tonnes Quote
twobears Posted March 16, 2013 Author Posted March 16, 2013 Ha ha, yes, he must have waded through it all because he made it safely home in the end Actually, I think they were recovering the overturned lorry as he was trying to get back. They re-opened the road and he said there was no trace of anything fishy. He seemed quite disappointed I wish I'd been there really because I have had two incidents of following lorries which shed their cargo onto my car and fish would probably have done less harm than the potatoes that bounced onto my bonnet (not the Zed, thankfully) last time but probably not have been as tasty as the fully wrapped sandwiches which providently landed on my bonnet one morning as I drove to work behind a van with faulty doors. They were quite nice, even if the fillings were somewhat unimaginative, and everyone in the office thought so too since I had gathered enough on my bonnet and windscreen for the entire staff Quote
spursmaddave Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Ha ha, yes, he must have waded through it all because he made it safely home in the end Actually, I think they were recovering the overturned lorry as he was trying to get back. They re-opened the road and he said there was no trace of anything fishy. He seemed quite disappointed I wish I'd been there really because I have had two incidents of following lorries which shed their cargo onto my car and fish would probably have done less harm than the potatoes that bounced onto my bonnet (not the Zed, thankfully) last time but probably not have been as tasty as the fully wrapped sandwiches which providently landed on my bonnet one morning as I drove to work behind a van with faulty doors. They were quite nice, even if the fillings were somewhat unimaginative, and everyone in the office thought so too since I had gathered enough on my bonnet and windscreen for the entire staff Haha I once loaded up a bakers van then as it pulled away the whole lot fell out over Eltham high street Quote
glrnet Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Your obviously not giving him enough sex...or not the right type of sex... :scare: Er, any advice on that then???? I thought that twice a year with the lights out and making sure to keep my liberty bodice on was plenty to keep any man happy? pmsl Quote
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