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Wheeler Dealers back on 19th


ewan221

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I like how Mike just revs its to like 4k and kills the engine for no reason in the escort one.

 

He is a complete knob but I kind of like that about the show.... It's entertaining and informative for people like me that know bugger all about cars :snack:

 

Agreed I was speaking to my bro saying why even put him in it he is annoy. But he does broaden the appeal of the program.

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did anyone see the mark 1 escort. loved that yellow colour, mad.

 

did anyone else notice the kid selling the car at the start though. His favourite word must be 'yep' :D

 

That kid was "disabled" wasn't he? I was thinking when watching that I've just watched Brewer con a disabled kid into selling his car :thumbdown:

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did anyone see the mark 1 escort. loved that yellow colour, mad.

 

did anyone else notice the kid selling the car at the start though. His favourite word must be 'yep' :D

 

That kid was "disabled" wasn't he? I was thinking when watching that I've just watched Brewer con a disabled kid into selling his car :thumbdown:

 

I think he'd just spent too long drinking the scrumpy.

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did anyone see the mark 1 escort. loved that yellow colour, mad.

 

did anyone else notice the kid selling the car at the start though. His favourite word must be 'yep' :D

 

That kid was "disabled" wasn't he? I was thinking when watching that I've just watched Brewer con a disabled kid into selling his car :thumbdown:

 

I think he'd just spent too long drinking the scrumpy.

 

Scrumpy doesn't make you like that.

It completely makes you involuntary sh1t your self and makes puke come out of your mouth and nostrils at the same time.

I went to a cider festival. "NEVER EVER WILL I GO TO ANOTHER ONE".

That stuff should come with a government warning.

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I'm a cider monkey, well I used to be but I've had to come off the pints while I lose weight. As for this week, I fcuking hate fords, old and new. :blush: I know the escort is a much loved car, but I would have had an Alfa 1300 gta junior over the escort any day.

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I posted this in another forum a while back. I still think wheeler dealers is great but here it is :

 

1. Says he has x years experience and then usually over looks very common things.

 

2. Buys a car with a broken engine. Ed fixes engine from scratch. Mike comes in " so what have you done it looks the same?"

 

3. Keeps insisting he is a wheeler dealer yet he doesn't haggle very well for parts and is constantly ripped off.

 

4. Again says he is a wheeler dealer yet always get easily haggled down a few k on every car.

 

5. Taps the paint with his hand that has a ring on it.

 

6. Makes a budget, spends it on crap.

 

7. Says to Ed this car needs a new gearbox but that will only take you 10mins.

 

8. Whenever he buys a car he takes it to fast round the corner to the garage cause the abs to come on and sometimes smacking the car of the ground.

 

9. Tells us what will happen at the start, whats to come before the break, whats happened after the break and what has happened at the end.

 

10. Has really crap ideas like remember that van with the vinyl wrap who the hell would buy that? No one hence why it didn't sell.

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did anyone see the mark 1 escort. loved that yellow colour, mad.

 

did anyone else notice the kid selling the car at the start though. His favourite word must be 'yep' :D

 

That kid was "disabled" wasn't he? I was thinking when watching that I've just watched Brewer con a disabled kid into selling his car :thumbdown:

 

I think he'd just spent too long drinking the scrumpy.

 

Scrumpy doesn't make you like that.

It completely makes you involuntary sh1t your self and makes puke come out of your mouth and nostrils at the same time.

I went to a cider festival. "NEVER EVER WILL I GO TO ANOTHER ONE".

That stuff should come with a government warning.

 

That sounds like the normal cider festival lol

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did anyone see the mark 1 escort. loved that yellow colour, mad.

 

did anyone else notice the kid selling the car at the start though. His favourite word must be 'yep' :D

 

That kid was "disabled" wasn't he? I was thinking when watching that I've just watched Brewer con a disabled kid into selling his car :thumbdown:

:lol: reminds me of the scene in dumb and dumber when lloyd sells the budgie with the head taped on to the blind kid :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I think the lad was just a bit 'local'

 

I agree on all the points about Mike but that's what makes it entertaining, if it was just Ed buying a car and looking at everything knowledgably then it would be pretty dry....

 

At the end of the day it's all for show, the deals are done off camera and then filmed to make him look like a 'geeza' but as I said it doesn't matter a bit because it's entertaining :thumbs:

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how cheap did they get that boxster!? Can't believe the owner sold it for that when the fix for the gearbox was just a filter and oil change especially when he was on a forum. someone would have told him to try that first.

 

gotta remind myself its just entertainment and not real lol

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Yeah the bloke that left it standing for 4 years because he thought it was knackered and sold it for a £1k must be sick..... Still at least he didn't sell it on TV then he would look a complete tool... oooops :lol:

 

lol

 

i doubt they got it for a grand in the first place. not sure about the asking price as well. dont know if they mentioned the mileage on it.

 

Had actually looked at boxster S's as well before getting the zed. still prefer the zeds looks.

 

liked those wheels in black.

 

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