spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Mentalist. Her, not you. She'd stalk you and kill your bunnies in a flash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 She is a weird one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 What Ekona said..... i dont even think shes all that to look at to justify putting up with the mentalist bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G Man Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Wouldn't ride her into battle! Reasonable chanter though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 Mentalist. Her, not you. She'd stalk you and kill your bunnies in a flash. Thats why I like her, couldn't imagine a boring time with her could you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 What a munter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUG Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Thats why I like her, couldn't imagine a boring time with her could you? I couldn't imagine coming away afterwards with both my testicles intact if that's what you mean. Normal women are mental enough for me, I don't think I'd want to push my luck with a weapons grade nutter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 What a munter! I'm sure she would rate you too Jay It's not just looks it's personality for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Were those her real teeth that she was using in Blandings? There seemed too many for her mouth. She looked cute and bubbly to me and I can see her appeal if you like a woman with something interesting to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 What a munter! I'm sure she would rate you too Jay It's not just looks it's personality for me I am sure she would mate as am not the usual middle aged zed owner! I don't go for just looks or just personality, it needs to be both! She seriously lacks in the looks end of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 Were those her real teeth that she was using in Blandings? There seemed too many for her mouth. She looked cute and bubbly to me and I can see her appeal if you like a woman with something interesting to say Think they are real, the way she talks and acts just makes me smile, shame she has a restraining order against me or we would make a lovely couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that She would probably do it for you Luckily we all like different things or it would be a boring place.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! He is releasing a new guide to women & plenum spacers called '50 shades of purple' Edited February 4, 2013 by spursmaddave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that She would probably do it for you Luckily we all like different things or it would be a boring place.... True say, but still...ewwww!!!!!! "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! I would make a considerable effort to cross the road if I saw her walking towards me, and most likely contemplate doing so in front of a bus doing 30mph+ just to get away from her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! He is releasing a new guide to women & plenum spacers called '50 shades of purple' FFS Dave! Was sposed to be a secret! You ain't getting a signed 1st edition copy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 "Would rather saw my bollocks off with a blunt, rusty hacksaw than have to touch that" That's a bit Shall I start the collection for your flowers now because that sort of 'operation' can only lead to disaster!! He is releasing a new guide to women & plenum spacers called '50 shades of purple' FFS Dave! Was sposed to be a secret! You ain't getting a signed 1st edition copy now Seeing as i ghost wrote all the sex parts I thought I would get a free copy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgedon Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Picture of the front cover made into an avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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