redalfa69 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower. Tom realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife "Where is the rake?" She couldn't really hear him and shouted back "What?" He pointed to his eye, then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion. His wife was a bit puzzled and again said "What?" He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" His wife indicated that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch. Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one. Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her "What the hell was that?" She replied... "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
370Ad Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hehe! :bunny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev T Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Thats funny, just sent it to the wife !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliensurfer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower. Tom realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife "Where is the rake?" She couldn't really hear him and shouted back "What?" He pointed to his eye, then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion. His wife was a bit puzzled and again said "What?" He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" His wife indicated that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch. Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one. Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her "What the hell was that?" She replied... "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" Friend of mine (Professional Pool player during a charity exhibition) is registered deaf did this with all the actions. It's much funnier in person than in text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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