Flex Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You can take a horse to water but you can't stop it ending up in your beef burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisS Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 On 17/01/2013 at 08:19, flexib said: Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings. Think this is the winner by a good 10 lengths. It should get the winners rosette. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I didnt mind the Tesco burgers, they were good. Good to firm in places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Breaking News: Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUG Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 the thought of those horse burgers gave me night mares last night !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I can't bear any more jokes! Wait, wrong animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 On 17/01/2013 at 13:09, Ekona said: I can't bear any more jokes! Wait, wrong animal. You ass ! Closer link than yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I always preferred a Burger as a starter before a main meal, but I guess horses for courses... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 I shall be locking this if this doesn't tail off soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If Tesco supplied KFC would it be a Kentucky Derby ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 On 17/01/2013 at 14:51, glrnet said: I shall be locking this if this doesn't tail off soon I canter believe it will run for too much longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 Or issue a warning ^ That was shocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I actually used to work for the meat distributors for Tesco, I got sacked as I recieved an email asking for 2 tonnes of horse meat but I marked it as spam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 What is amusing me is all the vegetarians that are now sitting on their moral high horses.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently Tesco are checking the Veggie Burgers just in case they contain Uniquorn.............................................I've got my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I just bought some digestives from Tesco, I have thoroughly checked for any traces of horse products but I can only seabiscuit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I don't want to brag but I am hung like a tesco burger :wink: Edited January 17, 2013 by spursmaddave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I think someone is sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a tesco burger on my pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) On 17/01/2013 at 15:04, glrnet said: Apparently Tesco are checking the Veggie Burgers just in case they contain Uniquorn.............................................I've got my coat Actually........ http://www.amazon.co...t/dp/B004CRYE2C Read the customer reviews Edited January 17, 2013 by BulletMagnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I bet people will think twice about eating at their local Hungry Horse Pub :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 On 17/01/2013 at 21:17, BulletMagnet said: On 17/01/2013 at 15:04, glrnet said: Apparently Tesco are checking the Veggie Burgers just in case they contain Uniquorn.............................................I've got my coat Actually........ http://www.amazon.co...t/dp/B004CRYE2C Read the customer reviews OMG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently Tesco sell different products in different countries. In India where the cow is considered a holy creature, local government is so worried they are now testing Tesco's popular HORSEBURGERS for traces of BEEF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 On 17/01/2013 at 21:39, HEADPHONES said: Apparently Tesco sell different products in different countries. In India where the cow is considered a holy creature, local government is so worried they are now testing Tesco's popular HORSEBURGERS for traces of BEEF! You musnt getting it everyone was telling jokes or puns, being funny in general. What was that? That uniquorn one was epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Must watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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