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Security: "Sir, we need to inspect your bag, is that ok?"

 

Man behind me: "Sure, it's packed very tightly so open it over there in case it explodes..."

 

 

He may be there a while...

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thing is................someone I knew cracked a similar(ish) joke in an airport and I can confirm they have no sense of humour (nor did my friend by the time they finished with him)

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