glrnet Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 A young Orthodox Jewish lad was about to get married and the ceremony was to be a very traditional affair. He was very conscientious about making sure everything went well at the wedding ceremony and also on the wedding night so he went to see his local Rabbi to seek advice. He asked the Rabbi if the men could eat with the women after the ceremony and the Rabbi told him that was out of the question and that the men should eat with the men and the women with the women. He then asked if the men could dance with the women, the Rabbi was infuriated by this and reiterated how important it was to maintain tradition and that the men could only dance with men and the women dance only with women. The Rabbi asked if there was anything else he wanted to ask him so the young chap broached the subject of sex on the wedding night, the Rabbi told him to ask any questions he wanted to so he enquired which sexual positions were acceptable by asking if the missionary position was alright, yes of course my son replied the Rabbi, well what about the woman on top, yes of course my boy that is perfectly acceptable too. Well how about doggy style asked the young man, pushing his luck a bit, the Rabbi carefully considered this and replied that although it was somewhat kinky that he would permit it. One last question asked the young man, how about sex standing up, the Rabbi filled with rage and exclaimed that this was completely and utterly out of the question under any circumstances as tradition must be maintained at al times. Why retorted the young man, you've allowed doggy style, the Rabbi replied that this would only lead to one thing that was far too taboo, what asked the young man? The Rabbi replied :- sex standing up will only lead to one thing.....................dancing with women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Me no find funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Dare I ask why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Just didn't find it funny. No other reason. Not a great punch line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Dare I ask why? Not your finest.... Not quite a but not far away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 But thanks for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 I promise it was funny when I heard it, must have lost something in the translation, hey ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I don't get it? I think you should maybe make this your last post whoring joke post :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 I don't get it? I think you should maybe make this your last post whoring joke post :wink: Shut it you, go and have another rum :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 y wife's Jewish and I'm pretty up to date with lots of Jewish jokes but I don't get it. I wanted to get it; but I don't and as for your post whoring its very noticeable when someone jumps the best part of 2000 posts in 2 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Fair point but I was off work for 6 of those weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 It is very easy to point a stick a Jewish people. They have been the subject of many horrible jokes for years. they are often wrongly stereotyped and portrayed as being money grabbing and stingy, amongst other things. I think it's about time someone thought up some jokes containing Jews that are funny with out being offensive. With that said, I have a rather funny one if any of you want to buy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Whats the difference between Mexican jokes and black jokes. once you've heard huan! You've heard jamal :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 It is very easy to point a stick a Jewish people. They have been the subject of many horrible jokes for years. they are often wrongly stereotyped and portrayed as being money grabbing and stingy, amongst other things. I think it's about time someone thought up some jokes containing Jews that are funny with out being offensive. With that said, I have a rather funny one if any of you want to buy it In no way was this intended to be offensive, and if it is I will take it down but you can say the same about any other race, group gender etc being stereotyped. With regard to your very kind offer, I don't think i could afford it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 i don't think he or any other have taken offence, i didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 It is very easy to point a stick a Jewish people. They have been the subject of many horrible jokes for years. they are often wrongly stereotyped and portrayed as being money grabbing and stingy, amongst other things. I think it's about time someone thought up some jokes containing Jews that are funny with out being offensive. With that said, I have a rather funny one if any of you want to buy it In no way was this intended to be offensive, and if it is I will take it down but you can say the same about any other race, group gender etc being stereotyped. With regard to your very kind offer, I don't think i could afford it I do not really find it offensive, nor am i Jewish. I was just building up to my punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Whats the difference between Mexican jokes and black jokes. once you've heard huan! You've heard jamal :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I yidn't find it funny at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 forums full of shmucks snd plutzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Meh i'm off to have another bagel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 forums full of shmucks snd plutzers lol oyyy vaayyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 My Yiddish is terrible, I'm known as the Italian Jew by my in-laws family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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