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Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class ;)

 

S.

 

Now you've done it :headhurt:

 

Ive heard some of those chat up lines, "want to come out into the car park and see my new dashboard lights" was a cracker in wales 2 years ago.

 

Nearly as good as RT asking the waitress to come outside and check out his carbon fibre.

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Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class ;)

 

S.

 

Now you've done it :headhurt:

 

Ive heard some of those chat up lines, "want to come out into the car park and see my new dashboard lights" was a cracker in wales 2 years ago.

 

Nearly as good as RT asking the waitress to come outside and check out his carbon fibre.

 

Your only ashamed that it worked :winkiss:

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I always thought you were of Chinese origin for some reason....I think it must have been as I knew a Chinese guy once called Gary Dip.

 

You look rather sweet in that photo...and don't worry about "going straight into friend mode" rather than flirt...not many girls like cheesy one liners anyway. Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class ;)

 

 

S.

 

Sorry but I can't share :ninja:

 

I was a one woman man up to 30 and have been a one woman man for the last 5 years....

 

In-between :blush:

 

Most memorable moment was charming my way into a female nursing college dorm :cloud9: Those girls certainly leant a lot about the human body that night :wink:

How on earth have I missed this thread!!!??? Human body? Who else was with you mate? :wink:
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I always thought you were of Chinese origin for some reason....I think it must have been as I knew a Chinese guy once called Gary Dip.

 

You look rather sweet in that photo...and don't worry about "going straight into friend mode" rather than flirt...not many girls like cheesy one liners anyway. Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class ;)

 

 

S.

 

Sorry but I can't share :ninja:

 

I was a one woman man up to 30 and have been a one woman man for the last 5 years....

 

In-between :blush:

 

Most memorable moment was charming my way into a female nursing college dorm :cloud9: Those girls certainly leant a lot about the human body that night :wink:

How on earth have I missed this thread!!!??? Human body? Who else was with you mate? :wink:

 

I just remember waking up and there were naked nurses everywhere...

 

 

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I usually wake up and the naked nurses have gone :wacko:

 

That's cause you were exhausted from serving their needs, collapsed with exhaustion then wake up and they're gone!

 

 

Stud!

 

No they are just the nurses at the home and they were not naked thats just him going senile :stir:

 

Poor Graham!

 

I'm sure there's fight left in the old dog yet.

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