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I went to hospital with a toilet brush up my arse. The doctor said, "How did this happen?" I said, "Well I met this bird in a club, one thing led to another and we ended up back at mine..." He said, "Into the kinky stuff was she?" I said, "No ... my wife was home".

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Mary had a little dress

'twas split right up the sides

and when she moved around the room

the boys could see her thighs

 

there's another verse about a dress split right up the back, but I can't remember the punchline ...

 

and another dress split right up the front but she didn't wear that very often ...

 

:ban:

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Mary had a little dress

'twas split right up the sides

and when she moved around the room

the boys could see her thighs

 

there's another verse about a dress split right up the back, but I can't remember the punchline ...

 

and another dress split right up the front but she didn't wear that very often ...

 

:ban:

 

No ban for you, that made me laugh!

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