HEADPHONES Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I went to hospital with a toilet brush up my arse. The doctor said, "How did this happen?" I said, "Well I met this bird in a club, one thing led to another and we ended up back at mine..." He said, "Into the kinky stuff was she?" I said, "No ... my wife was home". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Oh dear is that from the Bernard Manning joke book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dblock Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 These jokes are getting worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 you can tell lots of people are on holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Mary had a little dress 'twas split right up the sides and when she moved around the room the boys could see her thighs there's another verse about a dress split right up the back, but I can't remember the punchline ... and another dress split right up the front but she didn't wear that very often ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Mary had a little dress 'twas split right up the sides and when she moved around the room the boys could see her thighs there's another verse about a dress split right up the back, but I can't remember the punchline ... and another dress split right up the front but she didn't wear that very often ... No ban for you, that made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 nice limmerick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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