glrnet Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.†'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer†the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.†The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!†she shouts, “I'll take care of this!†She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?†and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 funny and could be used in the future me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev T Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 like it, made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgedon Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Haha very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Haha clever indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
370Ad Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Typical stingy scot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 1001 posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Now that's one clever guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.