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Stew

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I am one. :(

 

Got pulled over by the cops for speeding (82 in a 70) on my way to the GP Quals in Austin on Saturday.

 

The limit changed from an 80 to a 70 and I didn't. Cruise control was on, I came over the top of a hill and saw the cop sitting, didn't realise I was speeding as I'd have had time to slow down! It was completely unintentional but entirely my fault for missing the sign.

 

I have to call the county judge today to find out what my punishment is....

 

 

 

On a brighter note I did squeeze one 'Meow' into the conversation. :teeth:

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I'm waiting for people to ask about the 'Meow' thing.....

 

Who doesn't know what I'm on about?

 

Me :surrender:

 

Also US/Canadian cops are renowned for having no sense of humour... so you may be asking for trouble if you start off with "jokes" :lol:

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I thought it was a fixed penalty in The States. I remember watching Robert Robinson (remember him?) getting pulled for speeding and he had to put the money in an envelope and pop it into a letterbox, could vary from state to state though. I wonder if they notify the DVLA??

 

 

Pete

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Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

 

The Judge is a woman...... Hmmmmmmm.

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Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

 

The Judge is a woman...... Hmmmmmmm.

She'll wilt as soon as you open your mouth Stew............................ ;)
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Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

 

The Judge is a woman...... Hmmmmmmm.

 

Perhaps you should try wooing her with a song....

 

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If they do lock you up Stew just remember these immortal lines from Cool Hand Luke:

 

"You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right." :)

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