sidekickdmr Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Tesco in Reading, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends. Here's how the scam works... Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Bugger, i dont have back seats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidekickdmr Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 borrow someone elses car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest prescience Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 repost I think we need this smiley added Some other suggestions for new ones .... calling Chris .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 agreed. i'd do it but he won't let me! also essential the rabbit smilie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Ok - I Give in - but not the one that bears its backside - because thats just daft. Oh and you now have: : fishslap: : banned: : repost: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Kwwwality!! PS.... WTF's on the rabbit's head????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 its a pankake - a smiley in honour of the rabit oolong - now sadly departed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 google oolong for a good 20 minutes quality pastime :bunny: :bunny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Ace! We need the in the box on the left as well!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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