spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man in a boggy field.... Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with a blue 370 and no sense of humour.... Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with a bequest on his head.... Will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with an old piece of meat on his head.... Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with an old piece of meat on his head.... Graham What do you call a man with a blue 370 and no sense of humour.... Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a guy with no taste in his forum name. Sp*rs Mad Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a guy with no taste in his forum name. Sp*rs Mad Dave What do you call a man that hadn't won anything for over 7 years.... Arsene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a guy with no taste in his forum name. Sp*rs Mad Dave Don't know why he didn't just limit it to just Mad Dave. Suppose the Spurs bit was added for sympathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a guy with no taste in his forum name. Sp*rs Mad Dave Don't know why he didn't just limit it to just Mad Dave. Suppose the Spurs bit was added for sympathy I like swearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 What do you call a guy with no taste in his forum name. Sp*rs Mad Dave Don't know why he didn't just limit it to just Mad Dave. Suppose the Spurs bit was added for sympathy I like swearing Surrey Moderators.... All the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shel Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliensurfer Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 What do you call a woman who can balance 3 pints of beer on her head? Beatrix What do you call a woman who can balance 3 pints of beer on her head while playing snooker? Beatrix Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment Now besides the 'dead' bit who does that remind me of .......................oh no, blonde is not his colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment Now besides the 'dead' bit who does that remind me of .......................oh no, blonde is not his colour Any likeness to a forum member either current or former is purely coincidental... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Clown Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 What do you call Postman Pat when he is retired? Pat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 What do you call a couple lost in the desert... Sandy & June Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 What do you call Bears without ears. B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 What do you call Bears without ears. B Bit tame.... I was hoping for a bit of blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 Anyone want these broken batteries. Free of charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 My internet was down this morning. So I gave my router a cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 "If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing." Story of my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 "If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing." Story of my life! I really need to give you some lessons young padawan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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