spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Don't trust acupuncturists.... They are all back stabbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Double negatives are always a definite no no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Someone once said I was just average, I thought that was mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Would a cardboard belt just be a waist of paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) I once started an online origami business, but it folded... Edited October 29, 2012 by Stew To correct the spelling mistake that spoiled the joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 What do you call a camel with 3 humps.... Humphrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Man in a pub says to another man "would you like to buy 8 legs of venison, only £20" The other man says "sorry that's just 2 deer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Why are there no aspirins in the jungle.... Cos the parrots ate em all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Slow night at work tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Bored.com??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted October 29, 2012 Author Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I think he's just trying to get to 20k posts quickly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down Maybe but it was only funny when I said it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted October 29, 2012 Author Share Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start Edited October 29, 2012 by Clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Why did the mushroom go to the bar? He was a fungi ! Why did he leave? Wasn't mushroom ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one would have seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Am I optimistic..... I certainly hope so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I went to the doctor and asked him if had me anything for wind, he gave me a kite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Women goes to the doctor with a strawberry up her bottom. Doc says "i've got some cream for that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Same woman goes to the doctor and says she has a problem 'down below' He examines her and says it doesn't look to bad it is just a stray lettuce leaf.... She replies, it is far worse doctor, that's just the tip of the iceberg.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 My nickname at school was 'adhesive'...don't know why... it just kind of stuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Atheism is a non prophet organisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Atheism is a non prophet organisation. REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Twas bound to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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