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Where do Robots shop?

 

OptimusPrimark

 

How can you flag this, when you posted this!!....

 

I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields....

 

The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual...

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Where do Robots shop?

 

OptimusPrimark

 

How can you flag this, when you posted this!!....

 

I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields....

 

The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual...

That's just Dave's way of saying he likes dogging :wacko:
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I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today." "Why not?" he asked. I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform." "That's no excuse," he shouted. I said, "I know, but try telling her that."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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