The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Some men think that using a moisturiser after you've had a shave is a bit gay. I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have some curtains on my head Pull your self together then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have a steering wheel in my pants How does it feel? Its driving me nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have a lettuce leaf in my knickers Oh dear thats just the tip of the iceberg.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have a penis with 5 tips! My god how do your trousers fit Like a glove... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have got a strawberry stuck up my bum don't worry I have some cream for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I feel like a pack of cards sit down I will deal with you later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I think I am going blind you certainly are this is a barbers shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I think I am allergic to butter come in quickly and shut the door I don't want that spreading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a bridge what has come over you 2 pedestrians, 1 bicycle and 15 cars.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a cowboy, will this last long about a yeeeeeeehaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I just swallowed a bone are you chocking no I really did swallow a bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am God when did this start well first I made the sun, then the moon..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am invisible who said that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a dog when did this start? ever since I was a puppy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I think I am losing my memory when did this start when did what start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliensurfer Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I went to the garage this morning for petrol. The first pump wouldn't work, the second wouldn't nor the third. I went into the shop and said to the blonde girl behind the counter, "Have you got your pumps on?" She said, "No, I'm wearing Ugg Boots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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