rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A tran-sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do your boss and a Slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Man on the wedding night says "put these trousers on because it will be the last time you wear them in this relationship!" Woman says "put these knickers on becuase with that attitude it will be last time you get inside them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 How do you keep a bunch of complete idiots in suspense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 On 31/10/2012 at 03:45, spursmaddave said: How do you keep a bunch of complete idiots in suspense? I will tell you tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 On 31/10/2012 at 03:45, spursmaddave said: On 31/10/2012 at 03:45, spursmaddave said: How do you keep a bunch of complete idiots in suspense? I will tell you tomorrow Can someone do something about this, I can't wait any longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I used to be a procrastinator but now I just can't be bothered.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 On 30/10/2012 at 23:41, DoogyRev said: What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements? ........... Bernadette I love these types Jim: What do you call a man with a bag on his head? Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ireane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man wearing a rain coat? Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 On 31/10/2012 at 13:44, EH 370z said: What do you call a man wearing a rain coat? Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man wearing two rain coats? Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man wearing two rain coats in a cemetary? Max Bygraves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Thats all knacked now - sorry for any spelling mistakes T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Toby - ROFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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