Clown Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 No strings attached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Clown = 1 warning point. Reason being rubbish jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Wow the new forum is strict, mods must have been on a recent course or something To be fair though that joke was poop so maybe 1 point is justified! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Does that make two points then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted October 26, 2012 Author Share Posted October 26, 2012 I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.†I thought, “I can’t turn that down.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.†I thought, “I can’t turn that down.†That surely deserves another strike!!! MODS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisS Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Who's been watching Tommy Cooper vids ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 A nose walks into a bar and asks the barman for pint, the barman replies I'm not serving you as you are already off your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted October 26, 2012 Author Share Posted October 26, 2012 A man walks into a bar. "Ouch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 I've got a couple of canaries going cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Best post in months! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 OMG, ban you all!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 I’m in therapy at the moment. I don’t need it, obviously, but I got all these psychiatrist gift vouchers for Christmas which my family clubbed together for. What I wanted was a crossbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whazza22 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Big snowman said to the little snowman "can you smell carrots?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Two fish in a tank One says to the other "So do you know how to drive this thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I went to the zoo the other day, it only had 1 dog! It was a sh*t zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I saw a baby ghost lying on the pavement the other day, on second thoughts it might have been a tissue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 doctor doctor; one minute i feel like a wigwam, the next i feel like a teepee don't worry sir you're just 2 tents (to tense) :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Crap jokes time eh? Why did Tigger look inside the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Got the wife a pug dog as a present the other day. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat the dog seems to like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields.... The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Stephen Hawking went out on a date. When he came home he had a bash on his head and his elbows and knees were grazed. Apparently she stood him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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