Ricey Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Hopefully we can keep this out of 'the room of thread death'.........worst you've ever had? Today's is pretty close for me. After spending the evening drinking jaegerbombs and marshalling an impromptu long jump competition on the Matthews street artificial beach (in which I totally beat a 9 year old girl) I think I have now actually lost stomach lining and have a real live squirrel with a shrinking hammer living in my head. Ranking as my worst hangover over on the basis that I was in severe danger of having a 'double end disaster' as Carla puts it when the worst of the dry wrenching kicked in. I also managed to pay the taxi driver 80quid instead of 40!!! Lucky night for him. Still he was on the back of a 17 hour shift so hey ho.....spread the love and all that malarkey. I Am Never Drinking Again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC350Z Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 if you ever need a taxi give me a ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Thought you were tea total ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Thought you were tea total ? I was for about 3 years......then I came to my senses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Paul - sip water and neck some co-codamol and a Berrocca My worst one was when I was 19 and staying in central Queensland in a mining town. One pub in the whole town ...men outnumbered women three to one - had to prove myself I did the top shelf - woke up 24hrs later and spent the next two days in the bathroom - got to the stage where I was actually puking bile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 My best (or worse) was when I was young and stupid.....not that the second one there has changed much Met up with a bunch of squaddies in Germany drinking their lager and chased up by shorts (so I'm told anyway). The next day we were driving up to Hanburg (me in the passenger seat - obviously) deep breathing as you do when feeling that sh1tty, asked to pull over 'cos really wasn't feeling too good - collapsed out of the car in the foetal position with wrists, elbows etc all curling up tight - Friends running around without heads etc, but somebody sensible called an ambulance. When they eventually arrived - they stuck a paper bag over my head - not because I'm ugly - but to stop me hyperventilating - off to hospital, drip etc strange I've never really done that again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Hit bile after about 2 hours.......just polished a fry up and a Frijj milkshake, berrocca downed, 2 paracetamol and I'm starting to feel vaguely human again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Mmmmm a nice greasy fry up will sort you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Hit bile after about 2 hours.......just polished a fry up and a Frijj milkshake, berrocca downed, 2 paracetamol and I'm starting to feel vaguely human again. Berrocca is the key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'm currently finishing a week long stint in bulgaria where we been drinking since 8am until 6.30am every day, most days included 4 bottles of jaeger between 5 of us . Needless to say nobody has touched anything today as we are well and truly c*nted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 don't really get hang overs, few times felt abit rough in the morning but a fry up has fixed it. the onyl time i've had a full on hangover; and i knew it was bad because i couldn't face food in the morning; and this was my stag do! My mates had a mission on their hands to get me absolutly tw@ted i lost track by about 2am but i knew i'd had the local scrumpy at 14% several top shelves amoung other stuff. vaguly remember a lift home where 12 of us crammed into someones people carrier. apparently my dad sat in the boot with it open holding me round the waist with my feet dragging on the floor as the car drove back. got up in the moring feeling like death, one wiff of food and threw up on the spot. i went back to bed stayed there till 7pm then had to drive back home to my wife, the 1 hour drive took 2 hours as i did 40 mph down the A12 didn;t eat for 3 days felt grim for a week. it was after this that i remembered i wasn;t at uni any more and can;t drink as much as when i was playing rugby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'm currently finishing a week long stint in bulgaria where we been drinking since 8am until 6.30am every day, most days included 4 bottles of jaeger between 5 of us . Needless to say nobody has touched anything today as we are well and truly c*nted Ahhh sounds just like my recent trip: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=63023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 The worst hangover I've had was after night in coco bongo's in Mexico! Free bar the full night, about 40 odd shots and severe alcohol poisoning. Was blind by the time I got home to the hotel, couldn't see a thing. Stayed in bed the next till 9pm being sick the full day listening to noisy feckers shagging next door thinking people would be out at the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'm currently finishing a week long stint in bulgaria where we been drinking since 8am until 6.30am every day, most days included 4 bottles of jaeger between 5 of us . Needless to say nobody has touched anything today as we are well and truly c*nted Ahhh sounds just like my recent trip: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=63023 Ouch!! Luckily there been no real injuries expect a couple of my mates were banging a lass on the beach while the others were getting blown by her 58 year old mum I reckon at least one of them have caught the clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Sigh 5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Me and a mate drank a litre bottle of Bacardi 151 when ashore in Savannah, Georgia. Ended up in a strip club, got asked to leave strip club (there's more to that story!) Back to the boat at 4am for me to start my cargo watch (which I did asleep in the rope store). Spent the next 18 hrs unable to even keep a glass of water down. I threw up so much my throat was burnt raw and I couldn't eat for 3 days. I lost 3/4 of a stone. Deff my worst hangover ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Me and a mate drank a litre bottle of Bacardi 151 when ashore in Savannah, Georgia. Ended up in a strip club, got asked to leave strip club (there's more to that story!) Back to the boat at 4am for me to start my cargo watch (which I did asleep in the rope store). Spent the next 18 hrs unable to even keep a glass of water down. I threw up so much my throat was burnt raw and I couldn't eat for 3 days. I lost 3/4 of a stone. Deff my worst hangover ever. Jesus! My throat felt like I had been chewing glass and that was after only 3 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 worst hangover was when I was out in Portugal watching Pompey's first ever UEFA away game....I'd been out on the lash the night before the game and on the day itself I was getting the train from Porto to the nearby town where the game was. I was feeling a bit bilious on the train and started yacking up when some Pompey hooligans we were chatting with found me some empty cans to be sick into. Proper gents they were although for some reason whilst I was sicking up they decided to beat up some poor local also on the train. Once I got to Guimaraes where the game was I was straight onto hair of the dog. This was about 4.00pm and kick off wasn't 'til 9.55pm Needless to say I was pretty smashed for the match itself and can't remember too much of it. Thankfully the game was on Channel 5 and I was caught on camera a few times fast asleep at the game so I know I was there at least! S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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