Builder49 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 As children we were always taught never to talk or meet strangers. As adults you'd think we would have learnt to stick to that rule? Yesterday I had arranged to meet someone at a large shopping centre just off the M25. Now you would all think that was a safe enough thing to do? Didn't really know much about the guy, but we had original come in contact with each other via a website. Now the website in question caters not only for men, as there are women on it too, but I guess it is mainly male dominated? General conversations on the site tend to refer to the use and maintenance of large and powerful objects, and it has to be said that these don't work without the aid of a battery The guys (and girls) love nothing more than discussing the different colours, power increases, and little bits and pieces they add to make their individual items much more attractive and useful. All harmless enough you might think? So what could possibly be wrong with meeting up with a man from that site, in a large public place, to exchange a few items for cash? Well firstly he was a big guy And his opening line was 'I'm standing outside Burger King, this is like a blind date'......... I should have taken this as a warning He was friendly enough, and to be fair he had a lovely firm grip I knew from chatting on the site that he had a few funny moves and could be quite quick to the point, but he straight away took me across to the rear of the very busy carpark to where he had managed to somehow find a secluded place. Immediately I was invited into his car. I knew he specialised in 'In Car Entertainment' but I wasn't ready for what he showed me !! The music was very loud (and mostly 80's based). the seats were comfortable, and with the blacked out roof (instead of the standard grey) the area was very comfortable and relaxing. We talked for a brief while about what he liked to do in his car, and also what he has plans to do in the long term !!! When eventually the discussion turned to his interest in stockings, short skirts and photographs he had taken, the penny dropped !!!!!! Apparently other site members had even put such photo's up on the site? Anyway, I made my escape, and I've learned my lesson........... Beware of strangers bearing gifts Anyway, nice car. And the resultant shopping trip wasn't where the real expense lay. The real longterm cost is going to come from the fact that I now really crave a new exhaust system having heard the exquisite note from the pretty blue car Cheers Dave, Nice meeting you, must do it again sometime Oh and where did you say was the best place to buy stockings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Sounds typically 'Dave' to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC350Z Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 was getting worried where this was going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 He's luring you into a false sense of safety, next time, well, I've heard the stories so just strap up tight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Well if you need stockings for the larger man you need a specialist shop You are not the first to hear my exhaust and covet it, there is a long list Glad you enjoyed my hospitality I don't just meet any old bloke in a car park, well not on this site anyway If your in the area again you know where I am and your always welcome over for a better chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 zed dogging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 You can see the newspaper headlines.......Dangerous Dave in Stockings does Builder in Car Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Builder49 Posted July 15, 2012 Author Share Posted July 15, 2012 your always welcome over for a better chat Cheers Dave Although to be fair, that's what worries me Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 your always welcome over for a better chat Cheers Dave Although to be fair, that's what worries me Paul Don't be scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Be afraid be very afraid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Be afraid be very afraid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Sad thing I saw the tilte of the thread and instantly knew they were reffering to Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 I know I felt a little more "alert" when meeting a new member at a cinema car park to let him "feel my clutch" After chatting it seemed his missus was worried "I" might be some psycho using the forum to lure victims into my car On a serious note, has anyone heard of carjacking/mugging at such a rendezvous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will370z Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Lol nice one. Reminds me of last year in wales when dave was inviting people out into the capark late at night to "see his dashboard" It gets very expensive if you follow the pied piper and go look at his zed and his exhaust system i managed to resist Though...cough cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Lol nice one. Reminds me of last year in wales when dave was inviting people out into the capark late at night to "see his dashboard" It gets very expensive if you follow the pied piper and go look at his zed and his exhaust system i managed to resist Though...cough cough resistance is futile..... You saw sense in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanzed Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 I am now crapping myself cuz I am meant to be meeting a guy in a car park tonight which involves the exchange of money for.....rubber!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Good luck with that then, and don't forget I am now crapping myself cuz I am meant to be meeting a guy in a car park tonight which involves the exchange of money for.....rubber!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 it's always an adventure meeting strange men, epically ones called Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Don't laugh, you haven't met him yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Don't laugh, you haven't met him yet Can't wait! Sounds like my kinda guy, in the totally platonic sense before he or anyone else reads into that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Don't laugh, you haven't met him yet Can't wait! Sounds like my kinda guy, in the totally platonic sense before he or anyone else reads into that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilMH Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 At least he took you overground (if you'll excuse the phrase). I was taken down below (ooh er missus) His excuse was you could hear the noises better. He is a rude boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Builder49 Posted July 15, 2012 Author Share Posted July 15, 2012 Don't laugh, you haven't met him yet Can't wait! Sounds like my kinda guy, in the totally platonic sense before he or anyone else reads into that! Be warned, I don't think Dave does platonic? He strikes me as a 'use em and abuse em' type of guy He did show me his pretty lights and dials, and for those who've sat with him in his den of prettiness, hasn't he got a lovely knob !!! (oooo maybe the tongue is the wrong smiley?) And the exhaust had a hallucinogenic note don't remember much after that can't remember at all how he detailed all the parts of his wonderful system must ask him to tell me again, cos i need one He did look my little Miss Marmite over, but seemed slightly bemused with it all. Maybe he had 'used me and wanted to lose me' by that point? Anyway, he seemed ok, but best not approach him on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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