Ricey Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 27. You use products on your zed that smell nicer than products you put on yourself (not that I use products or anything ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 27. You use products on your zed that smell nicer than products you put on yourself (not that I use products or anything ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 28. You speak to your counsellor about your Zeditis and tell them they don't know what they are talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 29. Dreaming about driving your Zed, had another last night! (Fully clothed). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ....You spend geting over 1000 notes on it (Various Superpro bushes, front and rear drop links, front pads and discs, MOT, P1 service...) despite the fact you know you'll be selling it within a couple of months I'm pleased I did it all as it now steers like a dream, but I should have saved some cash using OEM bushes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 28. You speak to your counsellor about your Zeditis and tell them they don't know what they are talking about At least you have a counsellor - you told me I have no hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 But you don't know who my Zed counsellor is 28. You speak to your counsellor about your Zeditis and tell them they don't know what they are talking about At least you have a counsellor - you told me I have no hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 But you don't know who my Zed counsellor is If it isn't me I would like to apply for the job, I like a challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Some counsellor you are!!! But you don't know who my Zed counsellor is If it isn't me I would like to apply for the job, I like a challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 And for god sake don't ask me to be a counsellor!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350Chris Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 30. You deliberately take the longer, more scenic, routes home so that you can listen to the exhaust note in different settings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 30. You deliberately take the longer, more scenic, routes home so that you can listen to the exhaust note in different settings I often drive 100+ miles when going to/from my parents... they only live 30 miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 31. Whilst drunk on eBay, you cause this lot to appear in the post - but as you've got a job interview tomorrow, you realise you can't fit it yet and that kills you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 32. You stand a discreet distance from the car when returning to it and smile to yourself when people give it a second glance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Some counsellor you are!!! But you don't know who my Zed counsellor is If it isn't me I would like to apply for the job, I like a challenge I am in denial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 33 - you still open the windows on your trip through the Dartford tunnel to work even after 35k of ownership Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 34 - you put words to music My 12 Months of modding In my 1st month of modding I bought my lovely Zed..... A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 2nd month of modding I bought my lovely Zed.... two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 3rd month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 4th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 5th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 6th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 7th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... seven different gear knob & handrake combinations, six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 8th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... 8 seperate speakers, seven different gear knob & handrake combinations, six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 9th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... 10 gallons of wheel cleaner from Tim * 9 new bleed nipples for the Brembo's (one spare) 8 seperate speakers, seven different gear knob & handrake combinations, six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 10th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... 10 gallons of wheel cleaner from Tim * 9 new bleed nipples for the Brembo's (one spare) 8 seperate speakers, seven different gear knob & handrake combinations, six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 11th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... her 11th Service in her log book, 10 gallons of wheel cleaner from Tim * 9 new bleed nipples for the Brembo's (one spare) 8 seperate speakers, seven different gear knob & handrake combinations, six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers...... In my 12th month of modding I bought my lovely Zed... a 12 piece RSW CF interior kit, her 11th Service in her log book, 10 gallons of wheel cleaner from Tim * 9 new bleed nipples for the Brembo's (one spare) 8 seperate speakers, seven different gear knob & handrake combinations, six different exhaust combinations, five Litres of oil.......... four REo50A's, three different waxes, two LED bulbs and A set of hubcentric spacers..... * Split with Zugara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 9, 2012 Author Share Posted July 9, 2012 Well Dave, I think we'll all be singing that one this Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Well Dave, I think we'll all be singing that one this Christmas I have more.... Away in the garage, no snow for the Zed.... I'm just off to work in my crappy little old shed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 9, 2012 Author Share Posted July 9, 2012 Can someone help me get Dave into his special jacket please? The one where his arms don't move very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 35. When you have instigated a claim for miss sold PPI, and are already thinking of what to buy for your Zed next and keeping it quiet from the missus in case she gets ideas of receiving handbags, shoes or going on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Can someone help me get Dave into his special jacket please? The one where his arms don't move very much You have been reading that book I sent you after all then Bring on the whips & chains and the jacket of many pleasures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 35. When you have instigated a claim for miss sold PPI, and are already thinking of what to buy for your Zed next and keeping it quiet from the missus in case she gets ideas of receiving handbags, shoes or going on holiday. HE IS GOING TO SPEND IT ON BRIGHT RED SEATS !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 35. When you have instigated a claim for miss sold PPI, and are already thinking of what to buy for your Zed next and keeping it quiet from the missus in case she gets ideas of receiving handbags, shoes or going on holiday. HE IS GOING TO SPEND IT ON BRIGHT RED SEATS !!!!!!!!! Tbh, I don't think I would get away with it unnoticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Tbh, I don't think I would get away with it unnoticed Just tell here PPI stands for Please Pimp Interior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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