spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You sell it and buy a Merc....... This is allowed if you become a hairdresser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 13. When you give your Zed a name.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You sell it and buy a Merc....... This is allowed if you become a hairdresser Well I had an operation on Thursday on my head to remove some glass from my accident 27 years ago, turned out to be the size of an almond in its shell , a huge cyst with the glass in it, but, the Dr wouldnt let me keep it, but i looked at it,so does that me a hair dresser now i have 200 stitches in my head, 197 from my accident and 3 on Thursday.....hope i never go bald.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 13. When you give your Zed a name.... Mines called........Thursty..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanzed Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 @ SMD When the carpet in your Zed is cleaner than the carpet in your lounge. I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You sell it and buy a Merc....... This is allowed if you become a hairdresser Well I had an operation on Thursday on my head to remove some glass from my accident 27 years ago, turned out to be the size of an almond in its shell , a huge cyst with the glass in it, but, the Dr wouldnt let me keep it, but i looked at it,so does that me a hair dresser now i have 200 stitches in my head, 197 from my accident and 3 on Thursday.....hope i never go bald.... I'm only jealous as my haircut days are well and truly behind me As for the carpet comment, neither are spotless I will get my hired help to sort them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 In the vain hope of getting this thread back on track .. 14. (not sure how we got to 14 ) Taking 15 minutes longer to park than anyone else because you are looking for the absolute 'best' spot and not caring that you then have a mile and a half trek to the shops from your safe but extremely distant corner of the car park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 15. spending £10 a month on male grooming products and £50 a month on Zed grooming products Probably because I obviously need very little improvement but it serves as a good indicator none the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Am I the only one that talks to my Zed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Am I the only one that talks to my Zed? No, mine talks back to me too. 16. Your computer's desktop and iPad/iPod home screens all have pictures of your zed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cholula Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 17. You give her a pat on the head as you lock her up for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 "Am I the only one that talks to my Zed?" Definitely not Sarah My Mac, PC, iPhone and iPad all have Mr Zedbelly screensavers and, yes, a pat on his lovely bottom is not unknown when putting him to bed at night is not unknown either. You lot have made me feel so much better you know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 yup I say hello every time I get in her 18. When you get choked up whilst washing her ready for a viewer 19. When you explain to your partner you'd rather sell the rock on your left hand than sell the zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will370z Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 20. When you park up and walk away but keep on looking back at your zed at different angles thinking god she looks good. I've been doing this for 2 years now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 21. When you've finished a full detail ( clay, cleanse, polish etc) and are caressing your Zed's smooth skin in satisfaction and a passerby shouts out "NOT IN PUBLIC......WHY DON'T THE PAIR OF YOU FIND A MOTEL ROOM!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 21. When you've finished a full detail ( clay, cleanse, polish etc) and are caressing your Zed's smooth skin in satisfaction and a passerby shouts out "NOT IN PUBLIC......WHY DON'T THE PAIR OF YOU FIND A MOTEL ROOM!" Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varley16 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 22. You look at your exhaust in a different way......ive just crossed the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyV6 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 3. You have a mental list of friends whom you can't vist because their parking arrangements aren't up to scratch 7. When your other half does drive the Zed, she phones you to say the Zed got their ok 14. Taking 15 minutes longer to park than anyone else because you are looking for the absolute 'best' spot and not caring that you then have a mile and a half trek to the shops from your safe but extremely distant corner of the car park 16. Your computer's desktop and iPad/iPod home screens all have pictures of your zed. 20. When you park up and walk away but keep on looking back at your zed at different angles thinking god she looks good. These are all true for us haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Can probably say yes to alot of these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I agree with all of the above except the cross dressing part Dave, have you ever thought of 'seeing somebody' for your Zed related issues? Is there a business opportunity here for someone thinking of setting up a Priory type clinic for Zeditis suffers? I do see someone for counselling.... the trouble is it's Graham I think the 2 of us have the most severe strain of the disease, his has manifested itself in all things silver, blue & smurf like, mine has gone down a slightly darker route with carbon fibre, cross dressing and potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350zlover Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 23. When u catch a glimpse of your self driving in a window and go back and see how the car rolls in the reflection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guyus Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 24. You have dreams about your Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 22. You look at your exhaust in a different way......ive just crossed the line. that one made me giggle!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 25 - you have modding discussions with a pair of potatoes and them get out voted on what you wanted to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taras Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 26. You've sold your modded Z thinking it's ok then went and bought another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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