twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 1. You realise you've spent more on 'gifts' for your car in the last week than on presents for your partner, even though it was their birthday yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 2. You clean her in the dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 3. You have a mental list of friends whom you can't vist because their parking arrangements aren't up to scratch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 4. your mods total more than the value of the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 4. your mods total more than the value of the car Ooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 5. You won't even let your other half drive your Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 6. You contract Zeditis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomS Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 7. You wash her in the rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 7. When your other half does drive the Zed, she phones you to say the Zed got their ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 "5. You won't even let your other half drive your Zed" Mm, I can relate to that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 3. You have a mental list of friends whom you can't visit because their parking arrangements aren't up to scratch That's so right!!! But that's what daily drivers are for. You never visit a friends new house for the first time, because you don't know what the driveway will be like/how steep and if they have off street parking. 5. You won't even let your other half drive your Zed Ohhhh, yip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 8. You have friends coming over for the weekend and you are still in the garage "working" on the Zed when they arrive (yesterday) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 9. you are on a Zed forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 "9. you are on a Zed forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 10. You are the forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning showing the friends who stayed the weekend pictures of Zeds!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 10. You are the forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning showing the friends who stayed the weekend pictures of Zeds!!! Nice one Mr G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 11. you take pictures of 2 zed related potatoes with Zed keys at silly o'clock on a sunday morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Oooooooo, biscuit dip!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 Ok, SMD is in the lead so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Oooooooo, biscuit dip!!! Oi that is slanderous, the only biscuit I have dipped today was a hobnob honest ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Ok, SMD is in the lead so far The worrying thing is I took that pic this morning before I even saw this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 Dave, have you ever thought of 'seeing somebody' for your Zed related issues? Is there a business opportunity here for someone thinking of setting up a Priory type clinic for Zeditis suffers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Dave, have you ever thought of 'seeing somebody' for your Zed related issues? Is there a business opportunity here for someone thinking of setting up a Priory type clinic for Zeditis suffers? I do see someone for counselling.... the trouble is it's Graham I think the 2 of us have the most severe strain of the disease, his has manifested itself in all things silver, blue & smurf like, mine has gone down a slightly darker route with carbon fibre, cross dressing and potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 "I think the 2 of us have the most severe strain of the disease, his has manifested itself in all things silver, blue & smurf like, mine has gone down a slightly darker route with carbon fibre, cross dressing and potatoes" Hm, given how far things have progressed I think that even if I could resurrect Freud himself I doubt either of you could be helped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You sell it and buy a Merc....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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