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Well every single woman in the entire universe seems to be reading this at the moment, both the girls who work for me are reading it in their lunchbreaks. I don't know if it is the warm weather or the stairs but both looked a little flushed yesterday afternoon :blush:

 

I was intrigued, at first I thought it was a catalogue for 370z colour options, but I soon realised it was just a porno with no pictures, a bit like the stories in razz mags of old but an extended version.

 

At least now Mary is reading porn on her new Kindle I shouldn't get told off if I am watching some proper porn on the telly :thumbs:

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Its not all its cracked up to be guyz - I read them a while back, all three in three days ;) If your women are rampant after reading them then you haven't been doing your duty now have you?! :p:lol:

 

I don't know how you can say this vik :surrender: It's total filth and even the Germans would rate it XXXXX.

 

True under the counter stuff :thumbs:

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Its not all its cracked up to be guyz - I read them a while back, all three in three days ;) If your women are rampant after reading them then you haven't been doing your duty now have you?! :p:lol:

 

I don't know how you can say this vik :surrender: It's total filth and even the Germans would rate it XXXXX.

 

True under the counter stuff :thumbs:

 

How is it total filth? :lol: Just a wee bit of consensual BDSM -its all relative :shrug: although there was one scene in book two that gave me a few palpitations :blush::lol:

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My Missus has just started the first book, she be horny B)

 

I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave ;)

 

I thought it would be 50 shades of gay for you?

 

You just know that porno is already being cast :lol:

 

The girls at work were saying they can't wait for a film version.... I could have lent them something similar but Industrial Tribunals are such a drag :blackeye:

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As usual, I am slow to catch on. Whatever are you all talking about? I hope I'm not going to regret asking this question? :blush:

 

Drop me a PM and I will explain it all in great detail :snack:

 

Jesus - :scare: no Annie - dont - ITS A TRAP!! :lol:

Just go look on Amazon ;)

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Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever!

 

:lol:

 

You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended)

 

Remember using a feather is kinky.... :cloud9:

 

Using the whole chicken is perverted :nono:

 

:lol:

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Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever!

 

:lol:

 

You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended)

 

Remember using a feather is kinky.... :cloud9:

 

Using the whole chicken is perverted :nono:

 

As mentioned before, I have enough trouble talking to them, so now this! :bang:

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